Shoe-Horn

To Shoehorn is to put something into a space where it doesn't fit.

alot of game developers make a great storyline for a game, then shoe-horn multiplayer in at the last second, causing it to suck.

by Revanx17 November 23, 2011

Hornatrate

horn-a-trate (verb)
The act or acts of being penetrated sexually in the rectum or mouth by any type of horn.
Can also be used as hornatrated or hornatration.

Examples of horns: Unicorn, airhorn, rhino, devil, bull, ram, car horn. ETC

Man that girl got double hornatrated by BOTH those unicorns at that party last night.

by SEBADASS420RICKDANK November 24, 2011

feces horn

On the bob and tom radio show whenever a news story involves shit in some way they honk the feces horn

There was a story in the news about a woman who fell from the upstairs balcony of her apartment, as luck would have it a maintenance crew was working on the septic tank so she landed in a pile of raw sewage which broke her fall and she was not injured. (Bob and Tom honk the feces horn)

by Michael_Hunt October 17, 2008

hornblower

While receiving road head, the guy slams on the breaks just as he is about to cum. This forces her head to hit the horn, and then he shoots a fatty load all over her face.

Peter was getting road head, and decided to give his girlfriend a hornblower surprise.

by Deter P May 1, 2009

Alaskan War Horn

The act of jizzing in a Bugle chip, then placing the pointy end inside your or your lovers anus. After placing it, squat over your lover's face and fart into the Bugle. This will cause the jizz to spray over your partner's face.

"Hey Jack, what did you do yesterday?" "Oh, Jeremy and I gave each other Alaskan War Horns! Yum Yum!"

by Ask Ken To Dance With Me January 20, 2013

Inception Horn

The horn featured in the original score for the Christopher Nolan film Inception, composed by Zack Hemsey. The horn takes the form of a mammoth trombone backed up by heavy percussion (often repeated multiple times for maximum results of 'Inceptionation') that is played at intervals throughout the course of the composed piece of music to create a more than dramatic atmosphere, giving the characters a valiant amount of purpose.

Side effects of frequent exposure to the Inception Horn may include "the dream collapsing", "checking your totem" and everything happening in slow motion.

Leonardo Dicaprio: "This was not part of the plan!"
Joseph Gordon-Levitt: "The dream's collapsing!"
Inception Horn: "BWAAAAOORRRRRRRR."
Member of Audience: "OHHHH BOYYYYYY"

by NoWhay October 20, 2010

Fart Horn

The sound emits when the ass has created a complete seal with the toilet seat and a fart is produced, vibrating through the toilet and makes a distinguished low-pitched sound, audible through walls and floors.

Planted comfortably in a stall in a restroom, Jim heard what could be non-other than a fart horn sounding from the stall two stalls down from him.

by cujo676 March 6, 2013