train horning

Train horning is when a circumsized dude and a cut dude touch tips together, then the "uncut" guy pulls his foreskin over the cut dude while making a train horn sound.

" dude I walked into the gym locker room only to find a couples fags train horning"

by Ass gasket November 2, 2015

Goat Horning

When a woman poops but instead of the poop dropping into the toilet, the poop curls into her vagina, possibly causing pleasure.

- Katie was caught Goat Horning the other day.
- Did she like it?
- I think so.

by PUTTHEPOOPINMYVAGINA January 26, 2014

Shoe-horning

The act of forcibly inserting ones knob, shaft and entire scrotum into an unsuspecting and unwilling females vaginal canal.

I needed to go more than balls deep in this slammin' hottie... So I ended up shoe-horning her.

by Mozzz January 11, 2014

Shoe-horning

After a night of heavy, HEAVY drinking, a girl wants to have sexual congress with you. However, your pink crayon isn't up to the task. You're determined, however, and decide to cram Ol' Floppy inside of her. You're determined to get it up, but it ain't happening. You keep flaccidly stabbing away with zero results. She goes home deeply disappointed.

"I tried shoe-horning my 'flaccie' inside of her last night, but no go."

by Weiner Tits January 1, 2014

Train horning

When 2 gay dudes touch penis's together and one pulls his foreskin over the other

So we were at this club, walked into the bathroom only to find a couple fags train horning

by Train horner October 19, 2015

Horsing Around

Indulge in frivolous activity or play .To mess about

The boys were horsing around all afternoon

by sonictf May 17, 2015

Hornin'

Adj.; A term mostly used in prison, espescially in the Kentucky State Penitentiary, where an inmate practicing a different kind of homo sexuality has a deep desire for BOOTY (a man's butt) and gets hard in the penal area; Horny; really-fucking-gay; 2. An individual may develop the non-stop use of this term during birth or after his first occurrence with forced sex with men(s) in prison.

1. You gotta a bunch of mens locked up, in one place, all of 'em get hard, all of 'ems hornin', all of 'ems got sexual desires right? So what they goin' to do? You won't let them have a women! So they're goin' to have each... somebody is going to have to get us some BOOTY, it's just that simple.
2. Byron admitted "You have been acting very strange ever since you came out of prison Fleece! You keep trying to feel my butt and you say that you're hard, what the fuck does that mean?"

Fleece responded with content "That's because I'm hornin' Bryon, and I likes ya and I wants ya... now we can do this the easy way or the hard way... the choice is yours!"

by Fleece "The RAW BOOTY Warrior" May 30, 2012