nigger hooves

Shoes worn by black people, e.g. Nike.

First used by Kizuel on the Madoshi message board.

Fraz expressed some interest in wearing nigger hooves, feel free to send him a PM.

by Kizuel April 15, 2008

Poop Hooves

The illest shit ever.

Did you watch that game last night? It was the poop hooves.

Philli Boi loves himself. He thinks he straight poop hooves.

by Philli Boi February 11, 2010

My Hooves

Often used in place of "my feet", especially for bovine creatures, and Yak. Originally - Tom Green. Now used the world over (and especially in the south of England where they have nothing better to do) for comedic purposes and as an answer to everything. Hooves make a certain clippy-cloppy sound, so any use of "my hooves" is often preceeded by the question "Do you hear that sound?", even if there is no sound.

Never is it said in standard conversation. Always it is said manically. Crazy laughter occurs before, during and after speaking the words. The louder it is said, the better.

An competition also runs throughout all parts of the year to see who has trotted in the most interesting place. Any part of the country may be exposed to this phenomenon.

Beware. It's infectious.

"Do you hear that sound??"
"It's MY HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVES!!!!"

by electricyak November 23, 2004

Four Hooves The Pig

A Tearout Breakbeat pig DJ That plays and produces beats in his barn.
He has never slept and has been awake since day 1.
he smokes crack by the truck load with his yardy over flowing. dont let this shit get empty or 4 hooves is gonna be mad.
he is one grunty mother fucker, when hes happy his barn goes off to some of his epic 16 hour sets, pigs dropin like flys.
He has produced epic tracks like, Stomping in the mud and Dont let me catch you sleeping out on his record label Farm Breaks
He likes to ride round on his teredactyl with skeletor and get hooved as fuck.
This old cunt is raped as fuck.

Watch out, dont let four hooves the pig catch you sleeping.

by Werks June 5, 2007

Whore hooves

Pejorative term for trashy, super-spikey high-heeled shoes, like stilettos.

In a sentence: Grandma would roll over in her grave if she knew you were leaving the house wearing a mini-skirt and whore hooves.

by Uncle Charles November 7, 2009

Oh My Hooves

"Oh My Goodness!" on another level. Not necessarily pertaining or related to a specific species of Equus caballus.

"Oh My Hooves" this party is off the chain.

by I Said Good Day September 1, 2012

Clown-baby horse without hooves

A clown-baby horse without hooves is a unique species of animal from the U.S. North West. They are generally timid due to the lack of hooves, but they are total clown babies. They are a sub-species derived from horses in Europe and clown-babies from mid 1800's new york

Evan: I've heard that that woman is secretly a clown-baby horse without hooves

Blake: Wow that's really exotic

by Laurenleo February 10, 2019