hoopa joop

an alien satellite probe

thats no hemerroid thats an alien hoopa joop

by the fuck fairy December 19, 2006

hoopa joop

anything that can be inserted into the anus

a hoopa joop can include dildos, cats, puppys, pens, pencils, rats, bottles, dick, a jug if your goatse, oompa loompas, light bulbs, watches, the list goes on

by eagor of the shepards pie October 9, 2008

hookajooka

a language used by noobs that get jealous of seeing someone typing/talking in another language

hey he can speak a cool language, look at me i can also speak hookajooka

by thatotherguyzx November 18, 2011

hoobajoob

A small creature that resembles a gumdrop with tentacles. Hoobaji are native to the planet XX5-Hooba.

Nicole: Hey Paris, have you seen my Hoobajoob?
Paris: Yeah, I kidnapped it and made a sex tape with it.
Nicole: Well, I don't blame you. Once you go gumdrop, you never go back!

by zaa September 4, 2004

hoobajoob

A phrase used when one does not understand something else, or is generally confused.

"Hey, man, I just heard that your mom and a monkey were caught outside the Seven-Eleven yesterday smoking a big-ass chunk of donkey."

"... hoobajoob?"

by Zente June 9, 2005

hoopajoo

Anything vague and potentially uncomfortable, often inserted into an orifice.

You were abducted by aliens? Did they stick a big metal hoopajoo up your ass?

by superoog October 19, 2004

hoobajoob

seek definition to: asshole

What kinda bullshit driving is that!? ... that guy, what a fuckin hoobajoob

by ronak patel September 14, 2005