Vulpine Acute Hooky is the most popular online chain letter today punching along all over facebook, youtube & other social networks by a friend of a friend's friend.
Kate Punch is a skinny little 12 year old girl w/black hair, dark blue eyes & pale skin sporting fun bright colorful make-up was gutted bloody rot in her sleep the night she started her period by a Creepy Hook-Handed Stranger who was madly infatuated with her… 4 she is the girl.
At the witching hour on Hallows Eve night u can hear the leaves whisper in trees like witches as the murderer chanted “Vulpine Acute Hooky” as he stabbed her bloody dead.
Kate wants revenge! Now that u have read this… in-between the click of the light switch, Kate Punch will enter your dreams tonight 2 hook u bloody rot 2 freaking hell!
Standing next 2 u beside your bed… there’s a fine line between Love & Hate… . staring at u with 1 blue bat of her spider lashes… u smell Candy Apple across her face & with her wickedly cheeky smile that plays around her lips, sharp & perilously, she’ll slice her finger upward with a crafty sharp hook… her bloody red finger dragging & bleeding the word “EVOL’ which is “Love” spelt backwards across your chest. With a twinkle in her eye, she’ll kill u the way the Creepy Hook-Handed Stranger stabbed her 2 death.
Unless, u comment this story to 10 different people, Kate Punch will not harm u. 1 out of 10 people you comment must start her period tonight. If not, you’re screwed… Kate Punch is coming 2 LovE u
Kate Punch is a skinny little 12 year old girl w/black hair, dark blue eyes & pale skin sporting fun bright colorful make-up was gutted bloody rot in her sleep the night she started her period by a Creepy Hook-Handed Stranger who was madly infatuated with her… 4 she is the girl.
At the witching hour on Hallows Eve night u can hear the leaves whisper in trees like witches as the murderer chanted “Vulpine Acute Hooky” as he stabbed her bloody dead.
Kate wants revenge! Now that u have read this… in-between the click of the light switch, Kate Punch will enter your dreams tonight 2 hook u bloody rot 2 freaking hell!
Standing next 2 u beside your bed… there’s a fine line between Love & Hate… . staring at u with 1 blue bat of her spider lashes… u smell Candy Apple across her face & with her wickedly cheeky smile that plays around her lips, sharp & perilously, she’ll slice her finger upward with a crafty sharp hook… her bloody red finger dragging & bleeding the word “EVOL’ which is “Love” spelt backwards across your chest. With a twinkle in her eye, she’ll kill u the way the Creepy Hook-Handed Stranger stabbed her 2 death.
Unless, u comment this story to 10 different people, Kate Punch will not harm u. 1 out of 10 people you comment must start her period tonight. If not, you’re screwed… Kate Punch is coming 2 LovE u
by heDidAveryBadThing July 17, 2010
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Normal person: "You must be a hookaholic."
Normal person: "You must be a hookaholic."
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by lavashak_arbi July 7, 2022
Get the hookah addict mug.The Art of Hookahridoo combines Aboriginal music with Eastern leisure activities. Begin by inhaling a large hit from your hookah. Then the Didgeridoo comes into play, which we will call the Hookahridoo.
There are two methods of hitting the Hookahridoo:
1) The Melodic = exhale while playing the Didgeridoo, producing a nice low tone while smoke bellows out of the end.
2) The Hookahriduo (WARNING: FOR EXPERTS ONLY) = Follow the Melodic hit sequence but have a fellow Hookahteer accept the generous gift of the shisha out of the other end of the Hookahridoo. This will allow the recipient to experience and enjoy and exhale this tandem hit.
There are two methods of hitting the Hookahridoo:
1) The Melodic = exhale while playing the Didgeridoo, producing a nice low tone while smoke bellows out of the end.
2) The Hookahriduo (WARNING: FOR EXPERTS ONLY) = Follow the Melodic hit sequence but have a fellow Hookahteer accept the generous gift of the shisha out of the other end of the Hookahridoo. This will allow the recipient to experience and enjoy and exhale this tandem hit.
1 - Melodic
Blake: Oh shit! I thought that was a bull frog!
Jason: Nah man. Didn't you see the smoke coming from the Hookahridoo?
Aaron: Yeah dude my hit was huge!
2 - Hookahriduo
(Blake takes hit)
Blake: Aaron you want this?
Aaron: I got to call Lacey.
Jason: Let me get the other end of that!
Blake: Alright. (Proceeds to exhale)
(Jason exhales)
Aaron: That hit made me light headed!
Blake: Oh shit! I thought that was a bull frog!
Jason: Nah man. Didn't you see the smoke coming from the Hookahridoo?
Aaron: Yeah dude my hit was huge!
2 - Hookahriduo
(Blake takes hit)
Blake: Aaron you want this?
Aaron: I got to call Lacey.
Jason: Let me get the other end of that!
Blake: Alright. (Proceeds to exhale)
(Jason exhales)
Aaron: That hit made me light headed!
by The Three Hookahteers May 25, 2006
Get the Hookahridoo mug.The act of inhaling the smoke of hookah and then penetrating another persons mouth with the smoke from your mouth. Both mouths need to be touching, and a good amount of smoke must be transferred.
by lilmermaid55 May 7, 2011
Get the hookah sex mug.A cultural phenomenon, to be a part of which includes becoming sufficiently hounded and clubbing for those cognitive enough. The night ends deep into the AM at the persons house closest to the city, and the morning after involves watching tv and feasting on mcdonalds breakfast.
Ryz: How was hooray for boozey weekends IV?
Joe: Pretty good, Eso is a lightweight and couldnt get out of the cab.
Ryz: Haha, Chris threw up on a wall and got into a club. Hooray for boozey weekends!
Joe: Pretty good, Eso is a lightweight and couldnt get out of the cab.
Ryz: Haha, Chris threw up on a wall and got into a club. Hooray for boozey weekends!
by D1rtface March 28, 2009
Get the Hooray for boozey weekends mug.In the movie Alice in wonderland the caterpillar gives her advice and he smokes from a bong therefore he is hookahpillar :)
by fuelme:) March 9, 2010
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