hookering

the act of being a hooker or the act of selling yourself.

You want to come hookering in our neighborhood.
Shouldn't you be hookering somewhere.

by Pimpin Dark February 26, 2005

Double hudini gorilla mask rusty fish hooking the marlin

This act involves at least two men and one woman. Sex must take place on the first floor in front of a window. Man one must switch off with man two during sex. Man one dresses quickly, goes outside, walks in front of the window. When the girl sees man one, man two spits on her back and pulls out. When she turns around man two busts in her face, and throws pubes in her face. Man two than sticks a finger in his ass, inserts in in her mouth, and sticks two fingers in her vagina and one in her ass. He than lifts her up and screams "I've hooked the Marlin!" Man one reenters in time to take a picture, and they all live happily ever after.

"I know bob and mark care because they gave me a double hudini gorilla mask rusty fish hooking the marlin."

by The Mad Tea-Bagger December 9, 2008

hooking up

any form of getting some type of action, such as, making out, feeling things, or oral pleasure or sex between 2 people. "A hook up" is whats referred to as doing those things when your not going out with anyone

Guy:"yo, i hooked up with kristin last night!"
Guy 2:"Nice, what did you do?"
Guy1:"we only got to third"

by A jerzy boy December 6, 2003

hooking up your noodles

Ghetto people adding cheese, garlic, seasoning salt, hot sauce, mayonaise, and hot dogs to their Ramen noodle soups.

"OOOooo girl she be hooking up your noodles and they so goooooddd." SNAP SNAP SNAP

by Karana Shea December 8, 2009

Hooking Up

Casual sexual activity. Sex while not in a relationship with eachother. Similar to a "one-night stand," but it can happen repetedly. As long as the two people are not serious about eachother, and they have sex, it's hooking up.

Me and John hooked-up last night.

Did you and Mary hook-up at the party?

We aren't going out or anything-- we just hook-up from time to time.

How long have they been hooking up?

by SandyCheekssss October 23, 2009

hooking up with a cow

hooking up with someone really ugly, regardless if the not-ugly person is under the influence of alcohol or not.

Matt hooked up with Matilda, which is basically like hooking up with a cow

by koncept666 April 24, 2010

halo-hooking

The act of earning money by being a girl willing to play Halo (a popular war-based video game) with lonely, lonely boys. Detailed in an xboxlive.ign article of March 10, 2010.

"I texted Shana but she couldn't come out, she's Halo-hooking to get some martini money for the club this weekend."

by zippedy-doo-da March 23, 2010