Hoodstincts

A natural instinct or skill on how on how to survive in the hood.

His hoodstincts saved him from getting jumped by avoiding a dangerous street in his neighborhood.

by MissKZ August 4, 2016

hoodwank

To be slapped or smacked in the facial area with a penis.

While Andrew was lifting weights in school one day, Michael came up from behind him and hoodwanked him numerous times.

by andy and kara March 5, 2006

Hoobastank

Room 432 at the Red Roof Inn at San Antonio

"Excuse me sir would you like to stay in the Hoobastank Suite?"

by Ranky Babby August 15, 2012

hoobastank

commonly used in lonely island's work, such as The 'Bu, starring Jorma Taccone (sexy), the incredible Andy Samberg and the lesser known (but still cute)Akiva Schaffer, according to him he is the director and doesn't get recognized at the screenings...so don't know exactly how this word pertains to the work...but you should know they use it alot.

HOOBASTANK!!! --Hot Rod when Rod Kimble wakes up from being knocked unconscious

by K. Keyto December 29, 2007

hoobastank

The incredibly fragrant aroma of fecal matter from one's insufficiently wiped ass. Typically noticed during doggy style sex from the receiver, by the giver. If you aren't sure what it smells like, take a shit in the toilet and then turn around and stick your face in the bowl and inhale deeply through your nose.

I started pounding Laura last night doggy style but she hadn't finished her paperwork. The hoobastank was so bad I lost my wood and had to try something else.

by Beef77 April 20, 2010

hoodstar

a term that is used by CHINGY that means somebody who came from the hood and it's part of them. but somehow they can get out and be a success and eventually giva back to the community

the guys is so fly, he must be a hoodstar

by bodaciousbootybabe September 21, 2006

hoobastank

From the Ebonics for "Who is it in here that smells so bad?".

"Yo, dog...hoobastank???"

by DiceOfDeath April 6, 2005