Hooler

Urban term for high performance slick in the media field.

It looks as though that production has been put through the Hooler.

by anonymous October 11, 2008

hoober

To have a half a hard on

I couldn't bang her properly, I was so pissed I could only get a hoober.

by Kriss Schneider August 24, 2006

hoober

joint, spliff, doobie,

hey man wanna smoke a hoober?

by Jscratch June 2, 2004

Hobler

(n.) One who commits gross acts of prosecutorial misconduct

(alt.) Hoblered: Unfairly convicted due to prosecutorial misconduct

The prosecutor who put Nelson Mandela in jail is such a Hobler.

I got Hoblered at my hearing today.

by hoblered April 29, 2012

Hoober

A nickname given to a very funny, goofy, loving guy. They always find a way to bring a smile to peoples faces, usually by stupid shitty jokes. A Hoober is usually tall, white, fair skinned, brown hair, energetic, dumb, and very funny. His sense of humor can be a little uncomfortable at first, but get to know him and he's the funniest dude in town. They are loyal, caring, loving, and embracing boyfriends.

Omg Jerry is such a Hoober, he always makes me laugh with his jokes.

by It's_Hoober January 18, 2016

hobbler

Noun: One who hobbles
Verb: To act skanky in an efficient manner.

That poo-put bitch will hobble your cock in the alley

by Shack October 16, 2003

hoober

pad, tampon, or any other feminine napkin

Hey dad, can you pick up some hoobers at the store?

by Amy January 18, 2005