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Hopewell Valley

Hopewell Valley is nice suburban, sometimes rural town between Princeton and Trenton, NJ. Hopewell Valley is famous for its three municipalities, Hopewell Township, Hopewell Borough, and Pennington Borough. The Central High School is home of the Bulldogs.

Hopewell is famous for three things. The last of the hippy race, the location where General Washington crossed the Delaware River during the Revolutionary War, and one of two high schools not to have a football team until a few years ago.
Hopewell Valley is a beautiful area with trees, farms, and Washington Crossing State Park.
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Hopewell 

small town full of hippies, wannabies, hypocrites, posers and every ethnicity possible all with one thing in common...big dreams: town also referred to as "dopewell", "hopelessville", "da well" and of course "hopesmell".
She ain't from Hopewell, her nose to high in the air.
Hopewell by Mrs. Squeaky T June 25, 2008

Hopewell Highschool 

HELL ON EARTH, BABY. gotta be the worst place to acquire an education, but it does have smoke-filled bathrooms. The staff hates their jobs, the students hate sitting through class, and the old ISS guy fucked all the girls that were put into ISS. What a wonderful place to waste 7 hours of a day.

honeyballs 

A guy who is very addicted and doesnt let go, similar to honey or a stalker
Look at that honeyballs hiding in the bushes following that woman
honeyballs by Mike Griffin November 14, 2006

hopewell 

full of pot heads, juuling, freshman fooling around with upper class men.. and much more! come to dopewell it be lit as hell.
you live in hopewell?
yeah its the best
hopewell by koolktbbyxoxo November 13, 2017
Honeyballing is a sexual act whereby the male ejaculates into a bowl of honey. The honey and semen is then formed into a ball, which his partner then chews.

One is also able to get Honeyballs, when they aren't able to cum while attempting to perform this act.
I'm gonna Honeyball that guy tonight

I got honeyballs and couldn't do it
Honeyball by Wild Stalion October 23, 2011

Hopewell Twp 

A surrounding township that uses Aliquippa for a mailing address. By doing so the young residences of the township tell people they're from Aliquippa or 'Quip'. This is mainly for street cred and can be found on MySpace. 7 out of every 8 profiles that feature a white kid with Aliquippa or Quip as their hometown are actually from Hopewell or other surrounding townships that use Aliquippa for a mailing address. We only consider you from Aliquippa if you've gone through the school system, it is a widely accepted requirement for telling people you're from Aliquippa.

Also there already is a Hopewell, Pa in eastern PA. So that's why you must say you're from Hopewell Township.
Pirates game this season. Between innings on big screen a girl is shown and asked baseball trivia question. Before question was asked she said she was from Aliquippa. In reality, she's from Hopewell Twp. She's never been inside of any of the Aliquippa schools. This is typical.
Hopewell Twp by wiserthanyou August 5, 2006