honemoon

remove the Y from the 'your', not the 'honeymoon' to make it "OUR HONEYMOON"

Your honeymoon is gonna be so amazing. The Y is silent :)

- tik tok

wtf does honemoon mean??
nah bro that's not a word

by Mr. Poopy 69 October 16, 2020

Facebook Honeymoon

A period of unusual harmony when someone adds a new friend to their Friends list and immediately goes on a spree of liking and commenting on all posts and photos of the other. It usually survives for few months when things are at their sweetest and wanes out gradually.

SB: Nev, did you notice Dev and Kev liking and commenting everything on each others Facebook page?
Nev: Oh yeah! It's called Facebook Honeymoon. Won't last forever!!

by SAAB June 28, 2012

honeymoon

Basically a holiday after ones wedding, purely for sex in a foriegn country.

"We had our best sex on our honeymoon"

by Brett McEwen December 29, 2005

honeyboom

a word used in reply to something that means "whatever" or "u trippin'"

Person 1- "Tanisha said she was gonna whoop yo ass."
Person 2- "Honeyboom."

by Ni-Ni May 25, 2006

Honeymoon Cystitis

Urinary tact infection caused by repeated vigorous vaginal sexual intercourse. (You're fuckin' too much!)

"Motherfucker!" she shrieked. "I have a burning piss hole again! Dr. Hurtz will no doubt say 'Congratulations! You have Honeymoon Cystitis AGAIN!'"

by Pfc. Snowball July 11, 2006

honeymoon handshake

When you're too tired for sex after all the wedding/ honeymoon activities you and your lover get each other off with your hands.

We were so exhausted after the wedding instead of sex we want for the honeymoon handshake

by Madeupjunk November 30, 2016

hillbilly honeymoon

When you marry the first cousin you knocked up at the family reunion.She puts on her prom dress and you go before the magistrate to be wed.The honeymoon actually takes place in the back seat of full sized,borrowed car where you roll up the back window on her head to keep her from moving and you pop her prune because you already got her cherry.

Me and Daisy Mae got hitched last week and did the deluxe hillbilly honeymoon.

by wolfbait51 May 12, 2011