Honey ham farmer

A honey ham farmer is one who grooms sexual relationships with the obese.

Douglas flirted and fawned over the plump until he was called the honey ham farmer.

by I, Wreckerrr October 10, 2016

Beaverton Honda

An auto dealership located on Canyon road in Beaverton Oregon that doesn't pay their employees what they deserve.

I sure like working as a sales person but I can't afford to go out tonight. I work at Beaverton Honda

by Jesse69 July 30, 2009

have handy

(noun) Something useful that a person keeps nearby to access when needed.

The guidebook was a great have handy during my last trip to France.

by n30e September 13, 2018

Free-lance honey badger

An insult of sorts directed towards African-Americans in the South during the time of Jim Crow. To this day it's meaning is unknown.

Free-lance honey badger? They're just making shit up now!

by I Know Things May 26, 2014

honey paper

A slang for money

Filling my pockets with some sweet honey paper

by zee chef January 31, 2015

Hip Honey

When a thick girl sits on your face.

Girl: I’m too thick to sit on your Face I don’t want to hurt you

Dude: that’s alright, I like a face full of Hip honey

by ablos May 19, 2019

Spanky Doodle Handy

Your girl friend is passed out on the couch. Use her hand to jerk off. As a male you typically think about clean up. Keep jerking off and finish in her hand. Here is where you decide to either clean it up or grab a feather (Yankee Doodle) and tickle her nose so she splats your spunk on her face.

Today was laundry day, not only was I down to my last pair of socks but my girlfriend drank my last beer and is now passed out on the couch. Still mad my girl drank the last beer and reluctant to waste my last sock for clean up, I finished my tug in her had and gave her the Spanky Doodle Handy. Best believe she will wake up with more than sleepies in her eyes.

by Scubaubatch February 11, 2018