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No homo

A term used by many men after every sentence so everyone knows they're straight
That guy's hot. No homo
by Thememelord123 April 19, 2018
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No homo day

October 21 will be announced to be the new no homo day. This day is where you can do anything homo and no homo and automatically applied.
I sucked my guy friends dick today but don’t worry it’s no homo day.
by Longblackpeen October 18, 2019
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no homo

1. A phrase said after saying something that could be interpreted as homosexual to someone of the same gender as the speaker.

2. A phrase used in the above context, so that one can say something very gay about someone but still technically remain straight. Acts as a loophole for people to say really, really gay things that otherwise would just not be socially acceptable. People might still look at you weird though.
That test was pretty hard, looking back on it. No homo.
Damn, son, that shirt looks good on you bro. No homo.
No homo, but you're a good looking guy.
Man, I bet you're crazy in bed, no homo.
I want to suck your fucking dick in my mouth until you're about to cum, and then let you jizz all over my face. No homo.
by Please Thumb Up This Word October 25, 2011
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homeowner's association

A small group of real estate agents, builders and developers who control and repress the residents of a suburban neighborhood. The aim of the association is to maintain the profitability of the real estate business by keeping the neighborhood in a state of Disney-like visual perfection - regardless of the impact on residential life. This is accomplished by enforcing rules for landscaping, lawn and building exterior maintenance, and by outlawing simple functional items and amenities such as basketball nets, garbage cans, satellite dishes, solar panels, flower pots, compost piles, window blinds, bike trails, mailbox numbers, etc.
The homeowner's association fined me $50 because I own a garbage can.

Our homeowner's association says we can't have a bike trail, because some buyers might believe that bike trails attract crime and drug dealers.
by LouSara September 20, 2012
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No homo

"No homo," my best friend said after he made out with me.
by poopie69 December 30, 2014
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homoantiqophobe

These guys are homophobic and are also terrified of antique shops. They are extremely concerned about being perceived as gay and they try to cover it up by standing with their arms crossed looking into space. Sometimes they whistle. If there are other homoantiqophobes in the store, they stand and talk about useless sports scores. It is fun to try to talk about antiques with them. They usually have NRA or NFL jerseys and caps on.
"Get a load of the homoantiqophobes over there. Watch this: "Hey, handsome, check out these lovely teacups and saucers." "Hey, I'm not gay. Okay?" Man, these guys must LOVE victoria's secret.
by running out of patience April 19, 2008
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Homo Phobian

A species that resemble humans (Homo Sapiens) but is less intelligent because they don't have the Sapien part which means wise. They can be easily distinguished by foul behaviors such as throwing their feces at Homo Sapiens, especially when the Homo Sapiens wears rainbow accessories. Rainbow triggers them like muleta triggers bulls, they get maaaaaddddd.
Ewww a Homo Phobian threw his poo on my new jacket...
by Yodalollollol March 26, 2022
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