homoconfudesperation

Like confudesperation however this condition affects the mind so badly that people may suddenly fall in love with members of the same sex, while still claiming they are straight. However often, the sufferer is just confused. Again, very common in south east england.

I reckon Michael's homoconfudesperate...i swear he's been giving aaron funny looks recently.

by NowImLost July 18, 2005

homocoaster

The "ups and downs" of a same sex relationship, normally caused by the imbalance of hormones in the shared home.

Brian was riding the homocoaster due to Simon's love of illicit cottaging. His emotions were all over the place but he loved Simon, could he cope with the cottaging? He'd have to sit tight and hope to ride the big one again sooner or later.

by Bradford Shopper December 3, 2009

homocopter

a fag ... i.e ... paul michael bowden

paul is a right homocopter ...

by betsy boo boo September 26, 2008

homoconstipation

When a homosexual refuses to come out, about his sexuality.

I think Bill is gay, but he's suffering from homoconstipation, and won't tell anyone.

by Crubase June 24, 2009

Homocoat

Any man who wears a fur lined hooded coat.

Check out the fur on that guys coat, he's such a homocoat.

by railroader April 6, 2014

homocompatible

Someone who prefers living with someone of the same sex because of convenience and compatibility but is still sexually attracted to the opposite sex.

You guys live together? Are you gay?

Nope, just homocompatible. We enjoy living a life free of pms, nagging, crying, whinging, and other estrogen related problems.

So, no women allowed?

Women can visit and stay but not live here.

by garmology November 19, 2017

Homocoulrophobia

The irrational fear of Gay Clowns

( Homocoulrophbia )

Man 1: Dude I was raped by a clown. I think that I have Homocoulrophobia now

Man 2: Your scared of gay clowns?

by GUMBALL064 October 11, 2019