Definitions by garmology

fuddlewhacker

Sometime who mastabates to the idea of fucking while cuddling.
Fück+cuddle+whack

I love fuddling so much I masturbate to it. Guess you could call me a fuddlewhacker.

fuddlewhacker by garmology April 2, 2021

rip shit and bust

Over confidante and/or enthusiastic to the point that you ruin what ever you were trying to do.

Yeah, I'd employ him but he's rip shit and bust so I can't leave him alone or he'll fuck everything up.

rip shit and bust by garmology January 2, 2020

homocompatible

Someone who prefers living with someone of the same sex because of convenience and compatibility but is still sexually attracted to the opposite sex.

You guys live together? Are you gay?

Nope, just homocompatible. We enjoy living a life free of pms, nagging, crying, whinging, and other estrogen related problems.

So, no women allowed?

Women can visit and stay but not live here.

homocompatible by garmology November 19, 2017