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The Holocock 

A thought-terminating cliché used by Jews to decry any opinion contrary to their own and, more generally, to cudgel Europeans into submission.
Instead of arguing from a rational basis, the rabbi will begin with emotional appeals and, failing that, whip out the Holocock against you to settle the matter once and for all.
The Holocock by JebediahSpringfield88 December 14, 2022

Homosock 

An insult to someone when calling them a homosexual doesn’t even come close to the gayness. And how much of a dumbass they are being to where you can’t even call them a living thing so you default to a shitty sock.

The PINNACLE of insults.

The lowest of scum, shitbags
Person: That dumbass is being so fucking gay it’s so annoying what a absolute FUCKING HOMOSOCK

Homosock: ;-; please don’t call me that..

Person: Shut the fuck up, you HOMOSOCK!
Homosock by Chadtheasian April 23, 2020

Homosocksual 

Preference for both the left and right sock to be the same style and color. Homosocksuality is thought to be largely genetically determined.
James is homosocksual, he always wears two green polka-dot socks except on the weekend when he wears faded pink socks.
Homosocksual by dazzle23 October 3, 2012
When you have been around fucking others, and just wants the regular. You want your favorite sex, with a person who knows what you like. All you want is to get home to some homecock. You'll find this usually between friends with benefits.
Aslong as I've got my homecock, I'm done for the night
Homecock by IngridMagrethe August 13, 2011

homojock 

Sexist, misogynist heterosexual male that hates women occupying male hobby zones. Much prefers the company of men and is very hostile to female involvement. Particularly in sport or music. Though obviously loves tits and wants to shag birds, they are still seen as the enemy. Even in relationships the homojock sees them as war and a battle to be won so Mr. Brocore can go his his football match or concert. Both activities encourage male bonding which is not gay at all. In short, hostile to women, loves his bros but is not gay ok cos he likes to shag birds.
That guy just elbowed me in the face and moshed me out of the pit telling me to go and stand at the back with the other girls. He's such a homojock.
homojock by Romanichal April 7, 2015
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
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