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homocock 

homocock is a homo who loves cock a cockslut if you will if you love cock and your a homo then your a homocock
friend 1:hey did you see that homocock over there

friend 2:yea there pretty hot shame there a slut

friend 1: yea true
homocock by ewemofag September 15, 2021

The Holocock 

A thought-terminating cliché used by Jews to decry any opinion contrary to their own and, more generally, to cudgel Europeans into submission.
Instead of arguing from a rational basis, the rabbi will begin with emotional appeals and, failing that, whip out the Holocock against you to settle the matter once and for all.
The Holocock by JebediahSpringfield88 December 14, 2022

Homosock 

An insult to someone when calling them a homosexual doesn’t even come close to the gayness. And how much of a dumbass they are being to where you can’t even call them a living thing so you default to a shitty sock.

The PINNACLE of insults.

The lowest of scum, shitbags
Person: That dumbass is being so fucking gay it’s so annoying what a absolute FUCKING HOMOSOCK

Homosock: ;-; please don’t call me that..

Person: Shut the fuck up, you HOMOSOCK!
Homosock by Chadtheasian April 23, 2020

Homosocksual 

Preference for both the left and right sock to be the same style and color. Homosocksuality is thought to be largely genetically determined.
James is homosocksual, he always wears two green polka-dot socks except on the weekend when he wears faded pink socks.
Homosocksual by dazzle23 October 3, 2012
When you have been around fucking others, and just wants the regular. You want your favorite sex, with a person who knows what you like. All you want is to get home to some homecock. You'll find this usually between friends with benefits.
Aslong as I've got my homecock, I'm done for the night
Homecock by IngridMagrethe August 13, 2011

homojock 

Sexist, misogynist heterosexual male that hates women occupying male hobby zones. Much prefers the company of men and is very hostile to female involvement. Particularly in sport or music. Though obviously loves tits and wants to shag birds, they are still seen as the enemy. Even in relationships the homojock sees them as war and a battle to be won so Mr. Brocore can go his his football match or concert. Both activities encourage male bonding which is not gay at all. In short, hostile to women, loves his bros but is not gay ok cos he likes to shag birds.
That guy just elbowed me in the face and moshed me out of the pit telling me to go and stand at the back with the other girls. He's such a homojock.
homojock by Romanichal April 7, 2015
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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