homobesity

your morbidly obese gay friend.

Person 1: "Who's that guy with the skinny jeans and the muffintop?"

Person 2: "That's my friend who has homobesity!"

by obese fred July 27, 2010

Homobestiality

A further classification of bestiality; wherein a human has intercourse with an animal - of the same gender, making it both perverse, and gay...

...Oh, the humanity.

After a night of binge drinking and heavy cocaine use, John was found committing an act of homobestiality with Spike, the neighbor's Rottweiler.

by dingdongthong December 17, 2010

homoflexible

someone who is primarily homosexual but can find someone of the opposite sex appealing.

i would say that i'm lesbian but sometimes i find men attractive, and im definitely not bi. i guess you could call me homoflexible.

by nerm November 16, 2004

Homobeastialicpedonecrophilia

The molestation of dead baby animals of the same gender.

(Homo-beastialic-pedo-necrophilia)

EWWWWW!!!! you really want an example of Homobeastialicpedonecrophilia ?

by kidevil February 21, 2009

homobesty

Your homosexual(gay/lesbian) best friend.

Nor Nor is my homobesty cuz shes my gay best friend.

by JayDanMan March 22, 2008

homobelligerent

A farther extreme then homophobic. To the point of where one deny's a homosexuals existance. Inclined to fight or engage in violent actions agains homosexuals.

He's homobelligerent. He is so against gay people that, if he worked at the movies, he would steal the ticket money for Brokeback Mountain just to stop "support of that lifestyle."

by john n. March 14, 2006

homobeastyphlemineckgrofeliak

Someone who has sex with a dead female dog while they are on fire.

Dude, look at the homobeastyphlemineckgrofeliak over there.

by Chanel February 27, 2005