hommus

hommus is a slang word used as both a minor derogatory and informal welcoming and departing comment within certain beach cultures on the southern coastal towns of Australia's, Gold Coast. The term is also refered to as hello hommus and is in no way intended to describe or reference homosexuality or gay tendancies which it's sometimes sadly internationally mistaken for.

derogatory -
Don't be such a hommus and pass me the tomato sauce

informal welcome -
Hello hommus
Wats going on hommus

by CIZZ February 13, 2007

Hommus

Hommus (homm-uss/húmm-uss) noun, a useless person who others shun and often award Hommus-Points to. You are able to recognise a hommus by the way his/her mates pick on them while they unsuccessfully attempt to regain their mates' respect, thus increasing hummusness. Symptoms include denial, goofyness and the inability to come up with clever come-backs.

"You are being a complete Hommus!"
"Quit being such a Hommus!"

by onelostmuppet April 3, 2008

Hommet

A family consisting of fucktards. This family has a tendency to perform late night orgys, be carefull though when joining these "orgys" as they involve a lot of fisting. The fisting has been a family tradition and is performed sometimes by the family dog, whose anal cavity can hold a basketball and much more. All of the family has dementia and in order to know if one of them is have an attack of autism you have to listen out for the french screeching which can be heard during the fisting orgys.

The Hommets got the cops called on them for being to loud during their fisting orgy.

by TheMexicanGardener August 1, 2018

hommes

friend; someone whom you respect

omg thats a nice tie you have, hommes.

by fredrickson April 2, 2004

L'Homme Run

The band that Ezra Koenig started with Rostam and a dude named Andrew while at Columbia University. Features 4 songs, Bitches, Interracial Dating, Giving up the Gun, and most known Pizza Party. In all a very good follow up to Vampire Weekend

Guy1: hey man have you listened to Bitches by L'Homme Run yet?

Guy2: No man should I?

Guy1: FOR SURE MY DUDE! It's so good!!

by Crilbus_bowlingfalot August 4, 2020

Hommus-Points

Points cumulatively gained by a person acting like a hommus. Points are generally assigned by other members of the social group after each hommus-like act is perpetrated. Points can only be gained, with no means of reducing the overall hommusness.

"Dude, that was the dumbest thing you've done all day! I'm awarding you 3 Hommus-Points!"

by onelostmuppet April 3, 2008

hommer

To describe ones friends or enemies in a derogatory manner. To be homosexual.

An extension of the noun, and oft used colloquialism, homosexual which is characterized by same-sex contact, either as a genital act or as a long-term sexuoerotic status. Not conforming to the statistical nor the ideological norm.

With an extraverted pronunciation of the HOMM and trailing instance of the ER.

a) "Don't be a hommer!"
In the instance of a friend or acquaintance about to disembark the evenings session.

b) "You are such a hommer!"
On using unsucessful attempts to persuade said friend or acquaintance to continue the evenings session.

c) "Darryl is such a hommer!"
Used to describe the actions of an individual on previous occasions in the instace of the individual performing a homosexual act.

i.e. leaving smoke club to see your partner.

by Blake Brae March 17, 2005