homesexual

Someone who will only have sex in their own home.

So, how was the vacation in Hawaii?

It was pretty awesome, except for the fact that my wife is a homesexual.

Ooooookkkaaayyy...

by Sex Ed January 19, 2007

Homeosexual

One whose sex life has become so diluted by lack of sex that it is now largely composed of memories of past sexual encounters and is unlikely to contain any actual physical sexual activity.

Since his missus stopped putting out, Bob has been getting so little action he's transformed into a homeosexual

by snaptacular June 12, 2014

Homeysexual

When a homeboy or homegirl spends all of his/her time fawning over a homey of the same sex. This homey crush goes beyond the scope of best friends. The casual observer would often mistake this as just a simple homosexual relationship. However upon closer inspection i.e. saggin` pants, oversize sports jerseys, baseball caps at many different angles, accompanied with nicknames such as dawg, playa, and gangsta the homeysexual is easily identified.

When one homey co-worker packs another same sex homey co-workers lunch each day for him. The homeysexuals "homey crush" has also inspired him to move within walking distance of his "dawg".

by A. Mericanweb February 21, 2008

homesexualnecropedafeliac

a man who has sex with dead little boys

that man is a homesexualnecropedafeliac

by rowan April 1, 2005

Homeosexual

A gay male from the ghetto of Afro-American ethnicity.

Man, homey, that dude from the 'hood is so gay he be homeosexual.

by StrawberryTurd January 1, 2011

Homesexual

Sex with furniture, usually found within someones home.
Does not refer to the number of people involved, see "Furngy", but specifically, someone who enjoys sex with household furniture and items.

Kevin: Briana, why are there stains on the arm of this couch?
Briana: I was feeling a little homesexual last night, sorry.

by BobDoleDestroyerOfWorlds March 6, 2010

homersexual

n. - male who is able to attract and/or retain one or more faithful female or male companions/lovers despite truncal obesity, male pattern baldness, underemployment, boorish behavior, limited intelligence, and/or other features undeserving of such companionship

Stan: Jane seems to have her shit together.
Alice: I agree - she's sensible, smart, and fun to hang around with.
Stan: What's with John? He's a total deadbeat without any redeeming qualities.
Alice: I know - I guess Jane's a homersexual.

by thedoctorman2000 August 9, 2009