homester

someone who evokes both the qualities of a homie and a gangster. one's friend.
a) a friend who is gangstafabulous
b) a gangsta that is your friend

also: homesta

Not only is she a gangsta, but she's my homie; which makes her my homester.

by myshell March 30, 2006

Homeowner

A homosexual person.

-Dude that guy over there is such a homeowner
-Nah man hes cool, he def just rents.

by Ralphus May 2, 2004

Homothermia

A disorder in which an overly campy person, typically a male homosexual, is found to be hot on the "outside" and extremely cold on the "inside". This is due to an overly quaffed and groomed physique and apperance. While at the same time having a complete lack in character, personality, tact, class, intellect, self control, and/or candor.

Sufferers of Homothermia are typically found to be guilty of acts of "Faggotry" and/or "Douchebaggery" as well.

Sufferers of Homothermia:
Sociopathic fitness models.
Male models.
Hair dressers.
Maitre'd.
Bartenders at the Abbey.
Gogo Dancers.
Event coordinators/ Party Planners.
Anyone whom works at Neiman Marcus.
Christian Bale.

by TonyLeTigre November 3, 2010

homopheromone

A chemical secreted by homosexual men that induces slight arousal amongst heterosexual men. This slight arousal functions as part of the male gaydar.

John: Gay men make you horny?
Matt: Only a little. It's just a test.
John: Must be some sort of homopheromone.

by J+M December 14, 2008

homeowner

A pimp (esp. a man) who earns their income not by dealing members of the opposite sex, but members of the same sex (eg. other men).

Often used as a derogatory term to imply that someone is so gay that they may as well be a gay spokesperson.

That shirt makes you look like such a homeowner.

by Jilhad September 18, 2006

Homeowner

Derived from "homo" and "ner". A homosexual male with a small penis.

I'm not a homeowner. I rent.

by The Snailfather April 8, 2005

Homester

A person who could either be a sexy hipster or a homeless person. This confusion is often caused by the tendency of hipsters to wear dirty looking, baggy, grey clothes that make them look homeless. Often, from far away, the difference between a homester and a real homeless person is imperceptible.

me: wow...look at that hot homester down the block
ema: where did he get that sexy baggy grey sweater?

(supposed homester approaches)
me: uh oh...just another homeless person

by Freakinsqueeztarts September 1, 2009