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Tom Holland

Starred in 2017’s Marvel Spider-Man: Homecoming, as well as the Broadway musical Billy Elliot, with a variety of other movies such as The Impossible, Heart of the Sea, etc. Is rumoured to hold a frog in his mouth ( potentially Finn Wolfard from Stranger Things ) and prounounces crossaint as quackson. Sweetest, most visually pleasing, funny guy on the planet. Is best friends with someone who like to make YouTube videos on how to cut on hot bread, and has three brothers, one of who loves a hot cup of extremely milky tea. Is incapable of using Silly String.
Shut your face, I’m Spider-Man” - Tom Holland
by Would_Die_For_Peter_Parker December 3, 2017
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sam holland

An adorable cinnamon roll who's the twin of Harry Holland. He doesn't post enough on Instagram.
"Sam Holland, you're about to hit 100K, maybe you should go live and not tell us about it like your brothers!"
by hollandilovetom October 8, 2017
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The Classic Luke Holland

This is the infamous sex position introduced to the world by Luke Holland. It is when a man throws his partner (man or woman) on to a near by surface, allowing him to gain a dominant stance over them. He then proceeds to take his testicles out and slips them into the partner's anus, one at a time. At this point the anus almost becomes a vacuum, sucking the balls deep inside. Keep in mind only the testicles enter the rectum. It is very satisfying to both participants.
Katie told me she wanted me to put my balls inside of her, so I gave her "The Classic Luke Holland"
by Wolverine at the rock September 10, 2014
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thomas stanley holland

the best human being that has ever lived. Quacksons, Dave the Frog, and Umbrella are only three examples of his greatness.
“Thomas Stanley Holland is my reason for existence
by hollanderz November 18, 2018
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No Habla Hollandaise

When you are unable to speak the language of hollandaise.
Guy 1: Hey bro want to grab some brunch tomorrow?

Guy 2: Sorry man, no habla hollandaise.
by Ststanstan August 20, 2019
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holding kink

Noun. A Holding Kink is a section of Omorashi. Someone with a Holding Kink finds pleasure in holding urine in their bladder and/or having the sensation of needing to urinate for long periods of time.

Sometimes it is used by power-play partners where one (usually the sub) is not allowed to use the restroom until the other (usually the dom) says so.

People with this kink like it for various reasons. It could be they like the relief from getting to urinate, the amount of power their partner has over them, the extra pressure it gives, etc.
You know RJ? I hear they have a holding kink.
by FranklySaid July 15, 2019
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Holden Craptiva

An SUV made by General Motors. Also known as the Chevrolet Craptiva, this car is notorious for having major faults where owners spend hundreds and thousands of dollars to every year fix them up. There is even a Facebook page called 'My Holden Captiva Sucks.'
Look at that Craptiva pleb driving his Holden Craptiva
by MoronHater July 23, 2016
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