Sloppy HoJo

To take a steamy dump between the mattress and box spring of a hotel before check out. Named after Howard Johnsons Hotel chain.(sloppy HoJo)

Man I am leaving Howard Johnson's a Sloppy HoJo for their uncomfortable bed and shitty service!!!

by dbrock591 January 9, 2008

Praise Hojo!

What one does when they do the work of Jenova. A call of those who are Jenova's witnesses, or members of the Church of the One-Winged Angel of Latter Day Summons.

"We have done the work of Jenova, PRAISE HOJO!!!"

by TheMobiusMan September 26, 2009

hojoe

the AVERAGE joe thats a ho.
One who considers themselves as an average joe that sleeps with tons of women. Nobody considers these people to be ho's, sluts... You might see these average joes at the grocery store being average; but you dont know they are buying the whip cream for Julie and the pregnancy test for Stephanie

Yohan: "who is that guy always with these ladies?"
Robert: "He seems like an average guy to me.."
Yohan: "what does he have that i dont?"
Robert: "have you considered... he might be a hojoe"
Yohan: "ohhh... i would like to be this hojoe"

by coronalight February 2, 2009

ho-jo

Howard Johnson....Best restraurant/ho-tel....ever

Damn lets eat at the big Ho-jo and then bone some ho's like 6 of them...

by N Love November 11, 2006

ho jo mo yo smuggler

A Mormon girl with severe camal toe who hangs out in front of the Howard Johnsons across from the "TEMPLE'.

The missionaries had their hands full with all those ho jo mo yo smugglers, so its goodbye Mr. BLUEBALLS tonight for the boys. Good for them.

by craig john November 10, 2006

hojogasm

An orgasm induced from the words/actions of Hojo/Mr. Excellent/Matthew Lesko/my bitch.

"Mr. Excellents speech last night made my groin shiver until I had an ultimate HOJOGASM."

by Matt/Matty May 12, 2004

hojobay

A code word for ‘swear to god’ or a way to garentee something is true. If one lies their hojobay, then they cannot never use it again and must move down to hoobie joobie

Cain: Hojobay Gibby can’t eat 69 wings
*Gibby eats 69 wings*
Cain: Darn! I lost my hojobay! Now I have to use hoobie joobie.

by Nickr625 March 6, 2019