hojabi

A hijabi with all the properties of a HO.

Look at that hojabi, shes going to zero gravity.

by nayaab October 18, 2006

Hojin

Typically an Asian, usually bald, has six fingers on one hand, and plays basketball. Although he is not very tall, he always manages to slam dunk. He has no other skills in basketball except this unique ability to slam dunk.
He also says "dat ass" whenever he sees a donkey.

Person: "Oh crap, there's a donkey, don't let Hojin see-"
Hojin: "dat ass!"
Person: "DAMN IT"

by APimpNamedSlickBack November 5, 2013

Hojak

A humorous, extremely long and highly controversial forum post which is often filled with jarring criticism and hate towards something in particular. It is usually reserved for the most heinous of forum flaming trolls.

The thread has Hojaked and is now closed.

by Keg November 11, 2003

hojass

Hot Jewish Ass.

Variation: Hotjass

"Where's Sophie?"

"Oh, she's busy stalking Jason Schwartzman."

"Yeah, I don't blame her. He's a fine piece of hojass."

by iamsharelle November 12, 2007

hogai

This is a unique Pashto name for a special girl. Every time you are around a Hogai, you feel this warmth and comfort. She may be insecure, but everyone knows that she is beautiful with delicate and alluring eyes. As first impressions come, she can either be soft and reserved or bold and daring when you first meet her, but once you get to know her she is humorous and feminine. Once a Hogai has her mind set on something, she is determined to get it done even if it takes a long time. Otherwise, she can be lazy. Her aggressive/sassy attitude can show if you get on her bad side. She also finds an attraction towards money and wealth which can display her as greedy. All in all, be a good companion towards a Hogai.

Boy 1: Look at Hogai. Why did you upset her? You know it will take a lot for her to forgive you.
Boy 2: I know I did not mean it.

by annie2120 June 1, 2020

Hopai

It's a word you give to a person if he/she wants to take revenge on things that are goverment-based and illy run. a male hopai's roar is defined by a loud M16 like sound, which is likely to frighten away cool-minded little roachers when they least expect it (or when they're acting "cool").

A Hopai's prey is little lump-legged rap-loving third formers. Hopai's natural enermy is a Mrs. Burrows. She shoots sharp lawsuit papers out of her anus to catch her prey. Unfortunaly when it comes to catching a Hopai there's hardly any success, as the Hopai is very fast.

There has only been one Hopai that has ever existed. He goes by the code-name "Lance" or "Hopai".

by Craig March 16, 2004

hojabi

A woman who observes the traditional Muslim headscarf/veil (hijab) but accompanies it with clothing which may be extremely tight, flashy, or "characteristic of a hoe."

"I was at the mall the other day and I saw this girl with a shiny headscarf and a skirt which stuck to her so tightly that I could make our her nipples. What a hojabi."

by CuriousSpectator April 1, 2009