Holeing

To tamper with one's hole, particularly, the asshole.

PERSON 1: I'm going to the bathroom to do some holeing.
PERSON 2: Okay.

by HoleDude69 June 29, 2017

hollering

verb: The act of a male's attempts at seducing a female through the use of words and manipulation.

Girl, you hear those ghetto fools trying to be playas and hollering at us? Shoooooot!

by Mike LoPera September 28, 2005

Hoesing

One who is on the prowl for hoes.

"Jon and I went hoesing last night".

by PhilosophyofFilm July 17, 2011

Salvadoran Hollering Pigs Syndrome

The syndrome is in swine and causes great pain to the animal in which a parasite in the pig’s stomach eats it’s stomach lining. This causes the infected to let out a ‘holler’ that is loud and can last for a few minutes or hours. The parasite eats the stomach until stomach acid spills out onto the rest of the organs, tearing through them and killing the swine.

My pig has Salvadoran hollering pigs syndrome. I’m going to have to put her down before it causes her even more pain.

by SootGremlin September 1, 2019

Holeing

To deliver an affectionate/deserved romping of your woman's undercarriage.

One thing to note about a holeing that separates it from traditional intercourse is that neither oral/fore -play is prerequisite. This generally leads to a rather "rough-and-tumble" atmosphere where each and every relational dispute will find resolution in some hole or another.

Steve: Martha, could you check the calendar and see when our last holeing session was?

Martha: Well Steve , it says a week ago but I'm still having trouble walking!

by FungusAmongUs August 18, 2013

holeing

to hide in a hole with a good friend when you are down in the dumps

damn, my gramma josephina died, wanna go holeing

by lisa November 12, 2002

Holmsing

When a male pleasures himself publicly, like the now-legendary incident with Holmes in the locker room (guys). This is a confirmed fact.

Alt. Definition:Wacking off in public

Excuse me, but could you PLEASE stop holmsing in front of me??

Ewww, he's HOLMSING again, make him stop, don't think things like that about meeeee!

Hey you kids, cut that out, hmmm, OH MY, what the F do you think YOU'RE doing young man?? AT LEAST do that in the Girls' locker room!

Lastly, Pacek if you don't stop holmsing, I'll sick Spader on you, and trust me, once you get Spadered, you'll never think gay thoughts again...

by SpadeAvenger June 18, 2006