Hoffed

When a manager links to urbandictionary's hoffed definition in a corporate training document and his employees get to read about using dried jizz to glue leg hair onto yourself or others.

Ken hoffed the shit out of that training document.

by fatpricks1 April 10, 2011

Hogged

The action when someone comes up behind you and sticks their finger up your asshole.

"That guy just came up behind me and stuck his finger up my asshole!"
"Mate, you were hogged!"

by isimif June 22, 2015

hoffed

Step 1: tattoo "NARUTO!" on your dick
Step 2: draw glasses on their ass
Step 3: scream YIPPIE KAY AY MOTHER FUCKERS! while buttsex is happening
Step 4: pull out and braid their unshaven leg hairs around your peen and then rip them all out.
Step 5: glue leg hairs back on their legs with the dried jizz
Step 6: repeat forever

Trevor: Man i totally hoffed donna last night and now i can't get the leg hairs off of my ween!
Christy: You can hoff me any time, i'll supply the leg hairs yo!

by munch on my poo December 11, 2010

hogsed

To have a very large penis. A last name.

Dang I bet your last name is hogsed.

by Steven99 December 21, 2016

Hogged Out

1. Losing extremely bad

2. Having long controlling overwheming sex

3. The victim and car of a bad car accident

1. Person 1: I was playing Madden with Dennis the other day and I lost pretty bad 59-7

Person 2: Damn you got hogged out

2. Person 1: How was did it go Shawna last night?

Person 2: She was gasping for air and couldnt move when we got done after sex

Person 1: Damn you hogged her out

3. Person 1: You seen Mike's car? he flipped it 3 times and is in the ICU

Person 2: Damn he got hogged out

by The Prophet7 March 9, 2012

Högfeldt

A swedish last name translated into 'High Fields' and originated by mr. Högerfält which translated means 'Right lane' because he was the inventer of the right lane used in traffic. The current holder of the name named 'Tom Högfeldt' claims himself to be god and satan. This is still up to debate by The Vatican.

I did a Högfeldt thus meaning that i was high on fields.

by Fjante November 18, 2018

Hoffed

When someone tells a long drawn out story that has no point.

That guys story was totally hoffed.

by Crawfish2337 October 26, 2019