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Abbie Hoffman

Radical Yippie activist in the late 1960's. Author of Steal This Book. Pwn3d by Pete Townshend at Woodstock for not getting off the "fucking stage."
AH: I think this is a pile of shit, while John Sinclair rots in prison!

PT: Back off! You're on my fucking stage! <whacks AH with guitar, sending him into the crowd>
by Jon July 14, 2005
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Hoffmania

The emotion of excessive excitement, enthusiasm, and arousal that spreads among groups of women when the names of Tyler or Jared Hoffman are mentioned.
The Hoffman brothers came over last night and now the girls are running around the house with moist panties from hoffmania.
by Hofbro March 9, 2008
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Dirty Hoffman

A sexual encounter, a generally heterosexual but could be a homosexual as well; where as the large toe is inserted, with significant force, into their partners anus. So much force it causes the receiver uncontrollably twitch their eye and breath out heavily.
Bonus points are granted for the Dirty Hoffman if one or both of the participants lick the “black gold” off of the toe afterward.
Stephan wanted to do something new and asked his wife if she wanted to partake in the Dirty Hoffman, at first, she declined due to his long un-kept toe nails. She proceeded due to her undeniable craving for the “Black Gold”.
by Rotten Tuna April 22, 2022
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Hoffman Estates

The living shit-hole of Chicago suburbs. There is nothing to do in the north side of Hoffman Estates(north of I-90). Kids here find themselves spending time by the local shopping centers around Jewel. Usually the only things kids do here is smoke weed and drink to pass time, trying to find places to go. Kids come here to hang out with friends but when they come, nothing is ever happening. Except for the couple of kids smoking cigarettes in back of Jewel Osco.
Hoffman Estates sucks. "dude we need to find a ride to Palatine, Hoffman sucks." "I dont want to go to Hoffman, theres nothing to do there."
by Polishdude34 April 17, 2009
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the hoffman

A move in which a man, preferably a frat-star/bro-king, fingers a girl and then proceeds to stick his fingers in the girls mouth so that she may taste herself.
Last night Josh was telling me that he had some slam piece over. He was fingering her and then started to shove his fingers in her mouth. She loved it, that girl got the hoffman!
by Brobi one knobi November 5, 2009
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Hoffanomics

This word is based off of the name David Hasselhoff. The man (Myth even), Mr. Hasselhoff, know for SINGLEHANDEDLY bringing down the Berlin, thus freeing Germany from great opression, along with the Great Wall of China. (It was later rebuilt in honor of Hoff, as can be seen from space today)

Hoffanomics is, in every way, the description and ways of David Hasselhoff. The act of bringing down the Wall could be considering Hoffanomics. Making a show such as Baywatch quite possibley the world's most uniting TV show in history could also well be considering Hoffanomics at work.

While "Reganomics" is largely considered to be the cause of the decline of communism in the USSR, most modern historians have come to the conclusion that in fact Hoffanomics was the main driving force behind the collapse of the Soviet Union.

Word created in Dec 2005 in the year of our Lord.
"Hoffanomics bringin' down walls just like gin and tonic!"

"Hey man, you hear the Berlin wall is being brought down?"
"Haha, yeah. Hoffanomics at work."
"What about Reagan?"
"Who?"
by Faytel-Feld-Production July 24, 2008
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Robert Hoffmann

person one: look at that loser

Person two: that's Robert Hoffmann
by That boi from school November 29, 2018
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