Hornesty

When you’re horny but you’re honest about your expectations.

Dude 1: I told her my dick was ten inches long.

Dude 2: Bro that’s not very hornesty of you.

by Addeline August 15, 2019

honesty

a moral/philosophical quality that you can't buy at the local Walmart

even if a person is taught from childhood what honesty is, yet doesn't exhibit it, they will probably never be considered an honest person.

by Sexydimma February 25, 2015

In all honesty

Quite possibly the most abused idiom over the internet among people who think they're clever and better than everyone else. Also used to emphasize a point to the nth degree without any logical sense.

Cool guy: In all honesty, you only won because I lagged.

Other guy: You said "in all honesty!" You must be telling the truth! You're right, no, no, you're better than me.

by Palbo February 22, 2007

Writer's Honesty

An honesty that transcends social convention and all judgement for the sake of their art.

"I never would have said that! Aren't you worried what people will think?" The friend who read the novel asked.

"Yes," the writer said, "but it was them or the book. I call it writer's honesty!"

by Wbienek April 25, 2017

honesty

no problem
I can deal with it
I just have to speed up if you don't mind
because i want clearance

in everything

Let me solve a potential misunderstanding
not pressuring anyone to do as i wish
but to grant me the honesty i deserve
the rest is my business
🖤

by Krkič September 20, 2019

Honesty Egg

The honesty egg was always in existence, there was no dinosaurs or adam and eve, it was all just the honesty egg

The honesty egg is our true lord and saviour, God never existed It was only the egg.

by FatWetWhale October 3, 2021

Honesty Caption

A caption for a photo posted on social media that is characterized by honest and/or sincere expression, as opposed to attempts at cleverness and/or witticism. Invented by Canadian world traveler Laya Polowin circa 2015.

Caption: this is a picture of me sitting on my bed because I look good. Also, I’m bored.

Me: that is a true honesty caption.

by Kim Jong Uno January 3, 2018