Hopkins School

Making your best not good enough since 1660.

I was a straight A student at my old school but ever since I came to Hopkins School, I'm a straight C- student.

by Acul Naes November 30, 2016

Hodking around

Hodking around is a phrase which is used when someone (mostly women) is having sex with the whole neighborhood,city or state.

It comes from the czech "hodkuju" after the Great Slut of Chomutov, to honor her and remind everyone that no-one can ever suck the whole ice hockey junior league (may the Pirates cum her).

Person1: What's Elizabeth doing?
Person2: Well, she's just hodking around

by Cdxd May 29, 2019

Johns Hopkins

A university that tries to be the best at everything, including grade deflation.

Sometimes I wish I had gone to Harvard where you get easy A's, instead I'm at Johns Hopkins.

by jhu22 January 17, 2013

Hopkins’ fate

n.

The situation in which a person more habituated to condemning others is himself or herself condemned by another party. Applicable also in situations where the condemned party is merely sanctimonious in attitude.

After Matthew Hopkins (1620-1647), putative English Witchfinder General, who, legendarily, was himself found guilty of witchcraft and executed, after having conducted investigations into allegations of witchcraft which ultimately led to the deaths of hundreds of innocent people.

“She is always always moralizing about something, but now she’s the one who’s getting taken to task for her opinions.”

“Yes, it’s Hopkins’ fate.”

by Maharg Nairb April 18, 2017

The Hoskins Cut

The term was developed to describe the method of switching a high cost product with an identically looking low cost product in order to maximise profits. It is believed to have been first used by Juan Pablo Hoskin in mexico in 1978 when he was the first person to suggest switching cocaine with baking soda.

I used the Hoskins Cut to maximise my profits, switching a high cost item with a cheaper product.

by dkabab February 27, 2015

johns hopkins

Johns Hopkins is like unprotected sex; happy you got in, upset that you came.

Alex was so happy to get into Johns Hopkins that he did not think of the consequences of attending. Yay i got in... oh shit I came.

by cellar door January 18, 2005

ellen hopkins

the best writer in the world
she wrote amazing stories

duuuuuuude ellen hopkins is waaaaayyy bangable.
i totallllly read alll her books

by fooooshizzzzlenana March 20, 2009