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Hocus Pocus

The act of deeply breathing in the aroma of a hot woman’s booty. To be performed in the same manner as the witches breathing in the glowing auras of their victims in the beloved 1993 film, Hocus Pocus.
My girl came home from the gym yesterday, and before she washed, I made damn sure to Hocus Pocus her sweaty booty!”
by Showstick September 24, 2018
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hocus pocus

– some bitch named Trina: I've flown all my way from Jamaica to bring ya that sweet weed…

– some gangster: coughing How dare you giving me hocus pocus? This bullshit is highly bubonic: Please get the fuck out immediately.
by Kibulawe Tsebezuna October 1, 2016
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Hocus pocus your opinion is bogus

A phrase to be used when a friend, acquaintance or otherwise known person says something so utterly false and simply wrong, that you must quickly and deliberately inform them of their logical fallacy.
"Ass is better than boobs" said a jew
"Hocus pocus your opinion is bogus" said the greek
by Thechickenmaster6000 February 20, 2022
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Hocus pocus

Someone who is corny, weird, odd, hard to be around for a long time
Weirdo: 😜
You: Cuh you so hocus pocus, get from around me fam
by Class-Clown78 November 22, 2025
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Police hocus-pocus

Police hocus-pocus ; is when the police turn a blind eye. It may still involve an infringement notice, but for the most part, they go easy on you.
Thankfully, the Police hocus-pocus, lead me to continue my journey without the relevant bike licence, only my car L's permit. I still copped a fine of $750AUD in the mail and once I reached my destination I was not to ride again till I had the official licence ment.

This happened twice actually, but the first time round I didn't get an infringement notice in the mail.

Live and Learn !!
by Bryn Benn April 11, 2020
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hokus pokus

That stankin as ho gave me some stress weed.
by Duble-R January 30, 2003
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hokus pokus board

I could be wrong, but I belive hokus pokus board translates from "crazed old dude" speak as skateboard

hokus pokus coming from the latin word herk polk meaning magic ways and skateboard coming from punk meaning board with wheels

old dudes get confused when they see a olly so they tend to think that the board is magic
"You damn kids, get off my proporty with them there hokus pokus boards! this heres private popertie!" no its not u stupid old hag its a sidewalk which is owned by the city
by Crazed old dude October 20, 2009
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