smog hocking

entering an area that has already been hot boxed and not participating in the smoking, rather, just breathing in the smoke in an attempt to get a secondhand high.

“Are you going to smoke at Josh’s party?”
“Nah, we’re just gonna be smog hocking when y’all are done.”

by bbygrlslc August 6, 2018

Crockle Hocking

Partaking in an activity to give the appearance of being busy. A niche pass time undertaken by experts in passing time.

M: Hey David, what's cackle lacking?
D: Just Crockle Hocking.

by Sprog July 12, 2015

Zac Hocking

Zac Hocking is a legendary gamer he is nothing below average at any game he plays.

Player 1: im dead

Player 2: im coming

Player1: He's too good just run, go for placements you can't win

Player 2: *Attempts to run

Zac Hocking: I see you bitch

Player 2: starts unbreath'nting

by bigPPenergy ;) November 1, 2021

shit hocking

when you are covering yourself with your own shit

Hey my brother is shit hocking right now being a fucking weirdo

by Wengardian Leviosa June 8, 2024

Horse Hocking

When you are riding a horse while straight jorking it

Yeah nigga I was horse hocking on my granddaddy ranch. His horse had me acting up.

by Bob lachtose December 2, 2024

Air hocking

When one plays with their balls while giving a speech.

Did you see David's speech today? Bro had his hand in his pocket and was air hocking the while time.

by Harry Chin November 20, 2025

hooking the g

Massaging/fingering the "g spot".

"Go suck up to Gronk, I'll be here hooking the g to Julian Edelmann." -- Lois Griffin to Peter Griffin

by Sampacifica January 15, 2017