hobknocker sucker

When a hobknocker goes to hit someone in the face with his penis but before he can do it someone sucks his dick. Usually the hobknocker shouts ''HOBKNOCKER SUCKER.'' and then passes out.

I was walking down a street, peacefully until a hobknocker sucker was in sight I then ran home.

It was 2am.....

by Zer0sec November 10, 2019

lady hobknocker

A lady who slaps people with her boobs.

That lady hobknocker just slapped him with her D cups.

by Foyd Rogers July 13, 2014

lady hobknocker

A lady who slaps people with her boobs.

That lady hobknocker just slapped him with her D cups.

by Foyd Rogers July 13, 2014

hocknockle

Used to describe a completely unrealistic fight sequence.

Under siege. tommy lee jones trys to stab steven segal with a knife. steven segal catches the knife in his teeth, rips out tommy lee's eye, stabs him in the head with the knife, then pushes him into some electronic equipment which causes the whole place to blow up.

by Keats April 9, 2005

hobnocked

To get slapped with a penis (or by a hobnocker)

Person 1: This bitch just sassed me!
Person 2: Tell her she's going to get hobnocked

by lalaland5484668487 October 15, 2015

hobknocker

To hit someone in the face with the penis.

He was a real hobknocker!

by DefinitionsFortheSoul November 23, 2009

Hobknockery

The action of having sexual relations with your pets.

I've had enough of this hobknockery! Leave your pets alone you hobknocker!

by SamLayyJulie October 18, 2010