hobbins

An excessively hairy man or woman; derived from Hobbit but does not imply a height, weight, shoe size, or life span difference from the norm; does not imply you actually read The Lord of the Rings.

Man, that hobbins needs a good waxing.

by Hobbins December 11, 2008

hobbing off

A slang term taking on the meaning of any sexual act and is derived from the last name "Hobbs".

John: Hey Alex, stop hobbing off over there!

by Eric Hobbs January 12, 2009

Hobbinol

A gee : a rose hip

That hobbinol smoked all his aces when he was caught hob nailed to the dunk tank ,in addition to have been wet with sticky string.

by -AG February 21, 2019

Hobbing

To be extremely annoying

Sister your hobbing for eating my leftovers.

by Zadenvhhv July 8, 2019

Hobbknocker

The insanely large tits of a Southern woman

Woman: *casually walks on the streets*
Man: 'Damn woman, those are some nice hobbknockers'

by tabascochicken November 24, 2022