Hobbitch

A short, short tempered, short sighted female with colossal thighs and a malicious, unpleasant attitude that bears a resemblance to an imaginary being with hairy feet from the lord of the ring trilogy.

Wow, that girl Grace sure is a hobbitch!

by Really_KG? May 2, 2009

Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch

An exclamation of surprise or dismay.

Robin: Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch Batman! The Joker really clobbered you with that one!

Batman: Shut the fuck up Robin.

by Anthony Gally August 3, 2007

hobbit cock

a penis that is so hairy that the hair even grows upwards on the shaft of the penis

related to the fact that in the movie version of Lord Of The Rings, the hobbits had thick body hair on top of their feet and on top of their hands

"so i was gonna go south of the border, but no no no!
he had some MAJOR hobbit cock action going on!
as soon as he does some serious manscaping then we'll be good to go!"

by sam madsen July 6, 2007

Hobbit's Leaf

A slang term referring to Cannabis commonly known as pot or weed.

"Man can I get some hobbit's leaf from you later tonight?"

by Jason Nelson April 3, 2006

hobbit bob

Misunderstood term when attempting to say "Harvard Bar" in a bad Boston accent while quoting Good Will Hunting.

You: "so this is a Haah-vahhd Bah, huh? ... I thought there would be equations on the wall"

Friend: "Hobbit bob? What the fuck is a hobbit bob?"

by deviousrlm October 21, 2009

Hobbit Crotch

Having an excess amount of hair on or around ones private region, to the point of being comparable to a hobbit's feet.

Josh exposed his hobbit crotch to Lacee, who promptly got out of his car and vomited on her shoes.

by Chikaleen March 30, 2007

Hobbit Love

An almost, but not homosexual love between two very close friends. This type of love refers to the love shared by Sam and Frodo in The Lord of the Rings series.

My friend and I went to the movies together. My friend looked embarrassed so I told everyone that we had Hobbit Love.

by commanderpoop May 18, 2009