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Hobosexual

When a homeless person gets into relationships just to avoid being homeless
Did you hear about that hobosexual Spencer pretending he loves that girl just so he has a place to live.
by Whbkcm August 27, 2017
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hobosexual

This is a sexual orientation can be given at birth but is usually developed over your teenage years with hormones thriving. someone who is hobosexual is somebody who is without a place to live e.g. house/ tent/ persons womb/ school/ large refrigerator ( small if your desperate), by sexually engaging with someone/ something who is hobosexual while you are not, immediately makes you hobosexual full stop.
" yeah brah she was just sitting there in the gutter naked so i thought what the hell, so i guess that makes me hobosexual now"
by Butt plug joey March 7, 2017
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Hobosexual

A person who is in a relationship for a place to live
Braden: Dean is such a hobosexual
Gabe: i know he only likes my mom because she has a house
by fbiuayvojahfv May 21, 2018
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Hobosexual

A person who will have sex with anyone for a roof over their head for a night and a shower.
She will sleep with anyone with a bed, such a hobosexual.
by Tr1pod November 18, 2018
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homasexual

An extremely extremely gay person. They do gay things and they exceed regular gayness. It usually pertains to an actually nongay person that jus does some "gay" things alot.
Man, Scott is such a homasexual he keeps touchin that kid over there.
by Chizzle June 11, 2006
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hobosexual

Judge: "What grounds do you have for divorce Mrs. Jones?"

Mrs. Jones: "My husband is a hobosexual, your honor"

Judge: "Don't you mean homosexual, Mrs. Jones?"

Mrs. Jones: "No your honor, I mean hobosexual. He's just a no good, passionate bum"
by Paco Taco de Morocco March 18, 2009
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Hobsession

When what starts out as a simple hobby ends up controlling your life and leads to perhaps divorce or severely impaired ability to communicate. For example, Minecraft. Or having a pedigree dog.
Have you been to sleep since you bought grand theft auto? This is becoming an Hobsession.
by cheesypeas December 14, 2013
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