HMP

Home made Patron - A mixture of cheap tequila and coffee liquer. Tastes just like the real deal without the hefty price tag.For added bonus, decanter into an empty bottle of Patron and party like a rock star.

Acountant : Hey Diddy! Good thing someone invented HMP. Now we can make decent Rap videos again and let all the props go crazy with the HMP, and still make a profit...
Diddy : Whatever holmes

by littleneros June 16, 2010

hmp

help me please

help me please is usally used pretty much... if u need help
and some people could use it as a trick

logo405: dude, this kid is gonna beat me up! hmp!
lilcritter42: ok

by kevin =) February 15, 2008

Hmp

High Maintenance Punkin'

Pet name for when your wife spends a lot of money.

Or buys more things she already has, just newer models.

"I'm going to build a new closet for for my HMP's boots and clothes"

by Concerned Husband November 2, 2013

HMP

Honeymoon Phase: the period in any relationship/event/goings on/etc. when everything is dreamy, and you don't actually see the bad in anything.

Do not say HMP phase.

Ughh, look at those lovebirds holding hands. Still in the HMP.

Or

Girl, once the HMP ended, I got outta there so fast!

by VjustV August 16, 2011

HMP

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by greatgujarati May 3, 2018

HMP

HMP (Hungs moms pussy)

The sweet pussy of your asian friends mom
Or if your friends mom are a hooker/slut

Can't tonight boys, i have an appointment with HMP
HMP did me rough last night!

by xxbango1 April 26, 2017

HMP

Abbreviation of Hung's Mom's Pussy

Lord Storr: Have you tasted HMP?
Emil Stabil: Yes, it was good!

by Miratin April 26, 2017