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hemaroid hitman

A guy who loves to have anal sex, this can be with gay or straight couples if you think about it..
Angie: My ass is still killig from last night.

Louise: Why? what did you do you dirty cow?

Angie: David rammed me all night, i thik he might be gay. He's a total hemaroid hitman.
by Bam Voyage June 21, 2008
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Hitman

"Ryan was choked to death by a hitman using fiber-wire"
by Devil May Cry July 22, 2003
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Hitman

If someone hates you and wants you dead they will hire a hitman to come and kill you for money.
Ruby: I fucking hate you Rebecca!
Rebecca: are you intimidated you bitch, be jealous of my hair all you want.
Ruby(later that night): I’m borrowing your phone dad!!
Hitman Rogers: On it, she’s a cunt.
Rebecca’s bitch of a mum the next day: Rebecca will no longer be attending school.
by WeReadYourWordsInMathClass November 4, 2019
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Headshot Hitmarker

When you are playing an FPS game and you shoot someone in the head and get a red hitmarker but that person does not die.
Commonly caused by lag.
P1: lol you missed
P2: OMG DUDE I HIT A HEADSHOT HOW DID YOU NOT DIE... WTF.. I HAD A HEADSHOT HITMARKER
P1: You cant aim bruh
P2: OMFG AGAIN WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS GAME
by ybcuber September 17, 2018
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Hikima

She is a very sweet and funny she has brown eyes and black hair, and will love any pie except cherry. She is beautiful and loveable, and always has a spark in here eyes.
Oh Hikima is awesomly special!
by purple pandas December 7, 2012
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hitman

Also called Cleaners, many hitmen today do very unexciting work. Mostly just making people's spouses (who they've paid to off them)look like they accidentally got in a car crash. Unlike in the movies, hitmen can be old, out of shape, unsophistocated, unrelated to any mobs and can also occasionally be women. Hitmen don't kill because they like it, necessarily, just because they like the money.

See cleaner. Also, they are in an off way related to bounty hunters, who are self employed persons who hunt for hitment.
The hitman was paid 10 grand to off the woman's husband.

"It's nothing personal, it's just business," the hitman said as he put the gun to his head.
by toee May 24, 2006
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Lube the Hitman

Mafia hitman of the 1930's who killed his victims by forcing them to ingest large quantities of lube. Lube is known to have killed at least seven different men in and around Portland, Oregon.

Lube was known to wear spandex underneath his trenchcoat, thus he was also know at Moose Knuckle
Snipe: Lube the hitman is one bad dude
Gypsy: Yeah.... he sucks at halo
by Lustrious March 4, 2008
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