Hiking the appalachian trail

Euphemism for preforming oral sex on a woman.

Specifically to lick from the bottom of a woman's labia upwards towards her clitoris.

Mark went 'Hiking the Appalachian Trail' much to the delight of his mistress.

by Sanford and Sin June 25, 2009

hinki

A virtual e-faggot on World of Warcraft whose brain is almost as small as his penis. He likes to go around and acts like he's the best shit, yet he's actually extremely bad at the game and dodges wargames 24/7. He also acts this way because his father inserted too many bananas inside his rectum during his early childhood, and will continue to do so throughout his natural life. If you see him, don't even bother making fun of him. He'll just call you bad, ask for a wargame, and then if you agree, he comes up with an excuse to dodge. He's actually the most pathetic player on World of Warcraft, aside from the lumbering pile of obese garbage that is Cassie.

Me: Hinki, you're ugly and I bet you look like Nosferatu irl.
hinkisterx: haha wargame me noob xd
Me: Ok, I have my partners. Send the wargame request.
lordhinkx: hahahahaahahhahaha no thx fggot, u rnt worth my time xd
Me: ....

by roec October 31, 2013

Reverse Hitch Hiking

The act of literally becoming an Uber or Lyft driver for the sole purpose of transporting YOURSELF to a specific destination while getting paid to do so. Having the ability to pick and chose your rider based on their final destination (which would be in the exact direction you need to go).

- I'm strapped for cash but I really want to go on a cross country trip... What can I do?!

- I know... Have you ever considered Reverse Hitch Hiking?! You would actually get paid to drive people in the same direction you are headed!! Isn't that genious??

by Brocc218 November 7, 2018

hizkia

Hizkia's are very friendly and warm. Dog people. They'll be the ones to start the conversation. They'll invite themselves over to your house, even if you don't know them well. Likes things like motor bikes and chocolate. Hizkia's are kind of annoying sometimes. You do get angry at them, but it doesn't last long because they're so cool and fun to be around.

Hizkia: I'm heading to your house to swim in your pool.
Me: What? Um ok I guess.

by Ilikemacandcheese23 February 25, 2021

horkified

To mess up. Usually used in the context of digital information or technology.

This Windows server horkified my PDF file.

by formzero July 13, 2009

Herkimer High School

Welcome to Herkimer High school located in the rapidly financially declining Herkimer New York. As you walk into this high school you have a good chance of catching a fight in one of our extremely crowded hallways. As you walk into one of our bathrooms you will automatically be hit my the smell of mango juul pods and diarrhea from the school lunches. When you open your stalls you will most likely see at least 5 kids crowded over a toilet doing hardcore drugs. You can meet our staff when you walk into their classrooms and see them having full blown mental breakdowns due to the many idiotic students at Herkimer where many think bullying is a form of humor. You have a good chance of being harassed by many of the students or even flat out ignored by the staff when you ask for help. You will most likely be screwed over by their horrible education system. You will meet many of the teachers who cannot either teach or let alone get along with the students. The wonderful people running the school seem to ignore the requests of the firing of these teachers because they’re too worried of losing money rather than their students well being. Anyway welcome to Herkimer High school where many dreams come to die!

You’re from Herkimer High school wow you must be retarded!

by I<3NewYork July 19, 2019

Harkinian

The king of hyrule from Cd-i wand of gamalon and link faces of evil. He wants his dinner.

King Harkinian wants his dinner.

by Muchomario July 9, 2009