hippocrate

Someone talks trash about other people, but then does the same EXACT thing.

Fucking hippocrates.

Julia isn't friends with Morgan any more because Morgan went out with a guy that Julia had gone out with. Julia cussed Morgan out and started talking trash to Sar about Morgan. Sar is Julia's new friend. Sar went out with Loser. Julia liked Loser. Julia went out with Loser. Sar and Julia aren't friends anymore.
Sar cussed both Loser and Julia out.

Julia did the same EXACT thing that Morgan did. They're both hippocrates. They should have stayed BFFLs.

by that stefi jawn August 11, 2008

hippo crates

Huge sturdy packing-cases specially designed for humanely shipping large water-loving herbivores. Invented by the famous ancient philosopher.

Too bad Hippocrates wasn't born more recently, or his animal-transporting invention would have been much easier to create --- he could have just lined a number of modern large metal shipping-containers with foam-rubber, added fresh-air vents and some form of toilet-fixture, and voila! --- hippo crates.

by QuacksO October 30, 2018

hippocras

an old medicinal tonic mad with spiced wine.

Flu shot or hippocras?

You decide

by wolfdogg8my<3 November 21, 2009

hippocratamous

An noun for the man who releases confetti at the wrong time in different situation most commonly 76er games

Here comes the confetti but we didn’t win yet. Must be that damn hippocratamous.

by Bigcelticsfan101 June 2, 2018

Hippocrite

Amalgamation of Hippopotamus and Hypocrite. Such a huge Hypocrite, it must have a different definition.

Your such a Hippocrite

by SarcasticIndian August 27, 2020

Hippocratic

Noun (medical terminology)
Automated hip replacement machine.

Nurse! Put Mr jenkins in the hippocratic and leave him overnight. He'll be dancing like a monkey by morning.

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

hippocrite

a large hippo. or a band of hippos (hippocricy).

youre such a hippocrite. go suck hippocricy dick.

by fdsfdffd June 13, 2009