Vast Homosexual

A person whos homosexuality knows absolutely no bounds.

Jon: Damn, I heard Andrew loves huge wang smacking his face...
Will: yeah man, he's such a vast homosexual.
Jon: HAHAHA!

by FrenchBergerBS November 7, 2011

hemmosexual

a sexual orientation where you are only attracted to luke hemmings.

Person: Dud michael totally likes you
Me: Sorry i'm a hemmosexual

by thelinzz June 22, 2014

Hobosexual

Adjective. The opposite of metrosexual; one who cares little for one's own appearance.

Examples: Michael Moore, Peter Jackson.
First documented hobosexual - John the Baptist.

by mellow_harsher April 11, 2005

tu madre es homosexual

the spanish version of your mom gay

used to throw your opponent off

Joe: you suck i bet ur mom is dead
Me: oh yeah well tu madre es homosexual you communist scoundrel

by lil booty wipe February 21, 2018

Hobosexual

a person of the opposite sex who come to visit you and wants to stay and live with you and start a relationship because they are homeless.

Chris, that hobosexual, stopped over and tried to give me a french kiss.

by zannish October 6, 2016

shrek is a homosexual walrus

The term used by scientists to define the phenomenon that is when a green ogre has sexual intercourse with a walrus of the same gender, this teaches kids that you shouldn't be messing around with Shreks or walruses.

A 9 year old:"Did you know that Shrek is a homosexual walrus?!"
His dad:"NO YOU FOKIN CUNT, GET 2 BED ROIT NAO,YOU CHEEKY LITTLE BASTARD!"

by Shrek is love_Shrek is life. October 8, 2014

Homosexualsexual

n. Typically a heterosexual female. One who is sexually attracted only, or often, to gay men. Also attracted to men who turn out to be homosexual.

Example #1
Allison: Dayum, I'd like a piece of Darren ;)

Harold: You're such a blatant homosexualsexual - Darren is gay!

Example #2
Girl: Every man I have ever loved has turned out to be a closet gay....I think I'm a homosexualsexual.

Boy: That you are anonymous female. That you are.

by Johnathon Matthews April 21, 2011