Hijueputa

In Colombia people use this word when they are usually upset and it means son of a bitch.

I went out to the movies yesterday and this hijueputa decided to cut in front of me.

by Colombiana17xo August 24, 2014

Hijacked Headspace

Hijacked Headspace is a Comedy podcast created in 2011 by George Shantz and Jamie Merkel. It can be found at www.hijackedheadspace.com. Funny Shit!

I listen to Hijacked Headspace. Fucking Funny

Dumb Person: Hijacked Headspace isn't funny, It's offensive
Normal Person: Shut the Fuck Up

by tyler2009 January 4, 2012

Hijueputa

Spanish-language slang contraction: "Son of a bitch."

Tomás es un grandisimo hijueputa!

by Kiko December 16, 2003

date hijacking

When you're on a date with someone (this usually happens with a boy taking out a girl) and your date is snatched away by someone higher in the food chain.
Your date eventually returns to you hours later for the sole purpose of giving her or a him a ride home.

At prom, Mark got his date hijacked by Juan. She came back when it was time to go and Mark had to drop her off in Butt Fuck Egypt.

by Bukkake Joe May 16, 2005

mak kau hijau

a harmless insult used by Malaysians to insult other people that they don't like.

adam : "WOI BUTO MAK KAU HIJAU SIAL"

ahmad : "BAPAK KO RAINBOW BODO"

by Pakcik Urban December 20, 2021

hijacking-off

When your teledildonics network connection becomes compromised by an external third party (the telehijacker) and they gain control of your teledildo. Results in loss of control of a virtual masturbation session.

"Honey, you worked me so hard last night with the We-Vibe!"
"What are you talking about...? I didn't even have my phone on me last night..."
"Have you updated the security on your phone? Have we been hacked...? Was that a hijacking-off?!?!"

by shadya_pervytra April 18, 2015

Hijabi Bluetooth

The utilization of space between one's headscarf and ear in order to position a cell phone as an improvised (and most importantly FREE) bluetooth device.

Random auntie: YOUR HIJABI BLUETOOTH IS SO CUTE MASHA'ALLAH!!!

Random auntie 2: PLEASE MARRY MY SON INSHA'ALLAH

by Capt.Crunch89 July 26, 2011