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high off my ass

When a person or persons is high as fuck! tripping balls and all that good stuff.
yeah bro tonight i’m gonna get high off my ass!”
by Brando wallis June 1, 2018
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High off your ass

An individual who is deeply convinced that their beliefs and actions are universal truths for everyone to acknowledge.
Betty, you have to be high off your ass if you think I'll marry you just because you're pregnant.
by YuNakajima May 3, 2018
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high as a giraffe's ass

When you're so high that you could straight punch a giraffe in the face.
You: I'm high as a giraffe's ass.
Me: Stick yo head in that giraffe's ass then.
by thiiiiick November 29, 2013
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High Asshole

After a group partakes in the consumption of marjiuana, the first one to make a 'high mistake' is therein dubbed a "High Asshole". It also may be refered to as "High Asshole of the Day", in which case a reward or trophy may be given, either physical or through the act of a 'high-five'.

There is no limit to the number of "High Asshole"s a group may have, it's just not funny when there's more than one. The group member dubbed a "High Asshole" may change depending upon who makes the worst 'high mistake'. A 'high mistake' is anything a typical clumsy high kid will do such as forget something or drive like an idiot.

Once someone is dubbed a "High Asshole", they are only named so until everyone in the group is sober, or until someone else in the group makes a worse 'high mistake'.
OH great.. High Asshole of the DAY over here.
by Ali Meeli December 20, 2010
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high assitude

A physiological phenomenon where the intergluteal cleft (the butt crack) exhibits an ambitious upward trajectory, reaching altitudes previously reserved for the lumbar region.

The anatomical equivalent of a "never-ending story," where the crack starts so high it’s basically trying to shake hands with the shoulder blades.

A state of being where standard-rise pants are utterly defeated by the sheer verticality of one’s backside.
"I tried to buy those Italian-cut trousers, but my high assitude made it look like I was smuggling a vertical coin slot all the way up to my mid-back. Shit is majestic and terrifying at the same time."
by Potato Baggins January 18, 2026
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High Capacity Assault Speech

A Neo-Orwellian Democrat phrase, intentionally created with a wide-sweeping and ambiguous scope, used to define what was once formerly known as "telling the truth", or the dangerous use of using maths and statistics to prove someone else wrong.
"I tried to tell Brenda that gun deaths are an epidemic within America, to which she responded with High Capacity Assault Speech, explaining that gun deaths aren't even in the top ten causes of death in the United States. And there are, in fact, more deaths caused by hands, feet, knives, and blunt instruments by a magnitude of about eighty. I have reported her to the thought police so that she may be dealt with swiftly, and that our Holy Narrative may be protected."
by Krythic May 15, 2021
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High Priest Vatican Assassin Warlock

One who is bi-winning and comes from a grand wizard master.
"Dude, you know my buddy Scott? He is a High Priest Vatican Assassin Warlock."
by mjgriffin August 23, 2011
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