Heywood Jablome

One of those fake names used during Prank Calls like Ben Dover. Stands for "Hey, would ya blow me?" Means Blowjob.

Officer: Sir, you are under arrest for possession of two tons of marijuana in your pants. May I have your name?
Guy: Uh... Heywood Jablome?
Whore across the street: Of course, honey! I'll be right over!

by Junkyard Squirrel July 28, 2010

Heyroo

(HEY-ROW) Used when you see a hot guy. you can pretty much use it all the time. a cross between hello and hey. Its pretty much the best word you will ever use. EVER!

When a hot guy walks by:
Girl says: oh heyrooo!!!

by yourmotherlovesninjas November 27, 2009

Heywood Jafugger

Another fictious name that is great to use when attending tradeshows where name badges are required. Best results when the wearer approaches either a new sales rep or a male/female sales team.

"Good morning, Heywood Jafugger" "Why yes, I wouldn't mind buggering that little tart".

Also a great name for a fictious business. Jablome & Jafugger, may I help you. I'm sorry, Dick Gozinya is no longer at this office.I'm sorry, Woody Bangor is out for the day too."

by Ida Eatherout September 22, 2006

Hiyooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Used by a spectator of an arguement when a sweet insult is used.

Chick 1-"Damn you're ugly"
Chick 2-"Well at least I ain't a skanky ho"
Me-"Hiyooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

by Pitts December 1, 2003

heyvoon

Affectionate term for a significant other that tends to have animalistic characteristics. Means "animal" in Farsi.

Stop biting me, Heyvoon!

by Heyvoon May 19, 2006

heyloo

Another form of "Hello" but WAY COOLER (:

"hey amy !"
"heyloo !"

by Amy Pish November 17, 2007

Heywood

Cocaine

Is Jenny in the bathroom with Heywood?

by Daryl Morey January 13, 2009