Heywood Jablome

a guy you ask for when you make a crank call

"KMart. Can I help you?"
"My friend Heywood is at your store. Can you page him? His last name is Jablome."
"Heywood Jablome! Phone call! Heywood Jablome!"

by Paul Thundergod July 21, 2003

Heloony

A skinny girl with crazy mood swings. Usually loud in public and eats like a starving African. A neat freak who cleans EVERYTHING. Very fun to talk to and has a great personality.

I met a Heloony while she was skipping school. For no reason she started crying after eating a Big Mac

by Arexx January 21, 2009

heyzoes

instead of saying just a plain hey, this means you're really excited to see a certain person.

"HEYZOES!!!! i haven't seen you in foooorevver"

by tori haas January 3, 2008

Heywood Jablomee

A name and play on words that's meant to sound like "Hey, would you blow me?" Very similar to Jack Mehoff, Mike Hunt, Mike Hawk, etc.

Me introducing my new friend to a group of girls: "Hey ladies, this is my friend, Heywood Jablomee."
Girls: "Ewww, gross! No, you pervert!" *multiple slaps ensue*
Me: "What?! That's his name!"

by ShyGuy23 December 15, 2013

heylo

Hey and hello all in one!

heylo there!

by Tejal April 6, 2003

hehooters

Tits on an overweight guy. Usually hairy.

"Wow...check out the hehooters on that beast by the buffet."

by Cli June 29, 2006

Heywood Banks

comedian/singer who makes regular appearances on The Bob and Tom Show

Heywood Banks is known for songs like "Toast" and "18 Wheels on a Big-Rig".

by Mr.Juan-derful April 17, 2010