hetroflexible

someone who is hetroflexible is straight but willing to get with/ experiment with someone of the same gender without being homosexual/bisexual

samantha is a hetroflexible girl because although she has had numerous boyfriends she is open to hooking up with/getting involved with another girl without being homosexual

by tessress May 13, 2006

Adrian Hewson

Adrian Hewson is the ugliest guy you can meet, when he comes around you gag from his appearance and every mirror breaks from the sight of him. if your ever with a group of friends when he comes around everyone sighs and just walks away. i literately can't think of words that describes Adrian Hewson . He is the type of guy with no girlfriend, not that many friends, and just a very dis likable person

hey just a sec i gotta go to the washroom and take a Adrian Hewson

by jaymbol jubson November 7, 2018

Hotsophagus

A line of burning sensation in the chest extending from the throat to the abdomen resulting from consumimg ethnic food ordered too spicy.

I should have known better that to order my curry level 5,now I've got hotsophagus.

by B-Rons November 25, 2006

HETBOT

Hot Enough To Beat Off To

Shes wearing most of her clothes but she is still HETBOT

by metaxzen January 15, 2009

Hewson's Law

As an online discussion about U2 grows longer, the probability of someone pointing out that Bono is a wanker approaches one

User1: Rattle and Hum was the best album ever
User2: That Bono is a complete wanker.
User1: Ahhh I invoke Hewson's Law, I win

by TheGreatJC January 22, 2009

hetstaine

Hetstaine is the James Hetfield/Dave Mustaine relationship from way back until '83 when Mustaine got kicked out of Metallica. I can 100% Verify that Hetstaine is real. For example, the bathtub picture of them has been proven to be real, and there is interviews where James mentions the 'virgin territory' they covered together and the 'many things they did together that can never be undone'. Also, James never wanted Dave to leave the band, Lars Ulrich gave James an ultimatum. It was either Mustaine leaves and James stays, or they both go. Dave went and formed Megadeth, and then was all lovey with Junior, which is the reason why James hated him so much (he was jealous duh). When Cryptic Writings by Megadeth came out in 1997, there was a song called 'Trust' on it, which tells about a doomed relationship. (James/Dave were rumoured to have given the relationship another shot around that time). Dave has also mentioned that he loves James in many different ways, through Twitter, Interviews, Instagram, etc.

OMG Hetstaine is goals!
I wish I could be as cute as Hetstaine!

by Scaryfangirl May 22, 2017

hetsplain

hetsplaining is basically mansplaining but hetsplaining instead. its a heterosexual explanation for an otherwise not heterosexual thing. a great example of hetsplaining is in folklore: the long pond studio sessions, when taylor swift is explaining the meaning behind the song "betty".

she explains that the song is from a male pov, when actually its just fucking gay. in giving a heterosexual explanation for a gay thing, she has hetsplained the song.

"man, i wish taylor swift would stop hetsplaining all her gay ass songs and just admit that she wrote a song about a woman..."
"taylor swift hetsplaining betty was harmful to her queer fans because they got doxxed by her straight fans. dude she should just be honest when she writes a gay song, like its better than jumping through ALL these hoops JUST to make it straight"
"dude the male pov shit is still gay as FUCK through"

"the problem is that the majority of her fans eat her hetsplanations up like its nothing...she really can say ANYTHING and her fans will believe her..."

by shawtygotthafatty May 16, 2021