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heterosapien

heterosapien is a near extinction species consists of real G's.
heterosapiens are distrbuted around the world with no solid evidence of where they originate from.

most notable heterosapiens are Tupac Shakur, Vladimir Putin.
person 1: wanna play fortnite?
person 2: bro, i'm a heterosapien. miss me with that gay shit
by 56ab118 January 20, 2021
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heterocopter

A. An lgbtq+ ally, usually cishet, who is invasive/overly supportive and “hovers” over queer people.

B. A heterosexual person who always chimes in on lgbtq+ issues even though they have no information on the topic or haven’t experienced said issue themselves.

C. Someone who wishes they were gay or actively seeks out a gbf (gay best friend).
1. Stop asking about my sexuality so much, you’re being a heterocopter.

2. You have no idea what discrimination feels like, you heterocopter.

3. Don’t heterocopter over me, you’re not gay.
by flamingbreadsticks May 31, 2021
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Heteroskeptical

Straight but curious and ok to admit it. On a spectrum of Gay-Straight they know they are leaning towards straight and are probably more straight than most homophobes who are afraid to question their sexuality. The heteroskeptical is looking to explore but will probably, like any reasonable person, only explore to be sure so that he/she doesnt make the wrong decision.
My best friend asked me if I would ever hook up with a guy as a joke. I said yes. He was kind of shocked. Then I explained that it was not out of some crazy desire or hidden gayness that I wanted to try it, but rather out of a desire to be sure I was making the right decisions on this big question. Then he understood and said, "I think we're all a little heteroskeptical if we really dig deep enough, just like you can never be totally sure about the God question, you just have to really explore the options to come to your conclusion."
by Shmellow March 16, 2009
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heteroseparatist

Someone who seeks to mask their discriminatory words and actions with regard to homosexuality beneath a veil of high minded moral disapproval. Someone who believes heterosexual couples are superior to homosexual couples, and therefore deserve respect and rights that are not afforded to heterosexuals.
Person 1: Can you believe that guy? What a homophobe!
Person 2: No, no! He's a 'heteroseparatist'.
Person 1: Oh, so he's like a homophobe, but with less integrity and honesty?
Person 2: Yep.
by CookieCakes November 15, 2010
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heterotrophic guilt

The realization that no matter which diet you follow, you're still eating organisms that were alive at one point, and we have murdered them for our own benefit.
Apparently plants can think and remember? We're killing sentient beings! Crap! Dude, I'm feeling all kinds of heterotrophic guilt right now.
by MacBabe September 11, 2014
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Pimpdoubt Heterosapien

A word created to describe Mason.
Pimped + Out = Pimpdoubt
Homosapien - Homo = HeteroSapien.
Mason is the Pimpdoubt Heterosapien
by Anonymous June 11, 2004
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Heteroclip

A movie/series that typically showcases a story in a heteronormative setup. It shows us the cis-gender gaze totally missing out on that life through the lens of other genders.
Rob: Friends is such a comforting show? It's so funny. It was even progressive of its age while showing the gay wedding and all?
Riya: Yes, it's funny. But it's such a heteroclip. The entire plot is about heterosexuals & if there are any non-hetero scenes, it's made into a joke.

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John: I have been watching Modern Family. I laugh so much but it's such a heteroclip. Like Phil only teaches her son Luke to catch a ball. Even the gay couple wants to build a princess castle for their girl. I mean, seriously? We are not in the 60s? Can we please change the gender binaries in these shoes? But hey, it makes us laugh.
by Brocovich February 23, 2022
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