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The quality or characteristic of being sexually attracted solely to people of the opposite sex.
Statistically, the vast majority of human beings at any one point in history are heterosexual.
Only Heterosexual sex can lead to the creation of new human beings.
Statistically, the vast majority of human beings at any one point in history are heterosexual.
Only Heterosexual sex can lead to the creation of new human beings.
by Legit Muscle Head July 1, 2019
Get the Heterosexuality mug.A straight man/woman who pretends to be gay with the hope of sleeping with a member of the opposite sex, playing on the possible fantasy of "converting" them.
Girl: How do you know you don't like women if you've never slept with one?
"Gay" Guy: I don't know. I never really thought about it.
Girl: We should totally fuck.
"Gay" Guy: Well... I guess I could *try* it, sure. ;)
*30 minutes later*...
"Gay" Guy: Yeah so, I'm actually a closet heterosexual and just wanted to get in your pants.
"Gay" Guy: I don't know. I never really thought about it.
Girl: We should totally fuck.
"Gay" Guy: Well... I guess I could *try* it, sure. ;)
*30 minutes later*...
"Gay" Guy: Yeah so, I'm actually a closet heterosexual and just wanted to get in your pants.
by Burnt Coffee October 31, 2008
Get the Closet Heterosexual mug.Having or expressing sexual attraction to ogres of the opposite corresponding gender. Heteroshreksuals often associate sexually with anything relating to the Dreamworks movie "Shrek".
Person1: "Holy shit, Shrek is so hot"
Person2: "Are you Heteroshreksual or something???"
Person1: "Damn, I heard he beats of to All-Star by Smashmouth"
Person2: "Bruh.. that's hardcore heteroshreksual... He must be pretty eager it get his donkey in someone's swamp..."
Person2: "Are you Heteroshreksual or something???"
Person1: "Damn, I heard he beats of to All-Star by Smashmouth"
Person2: "Bruh.. that's hardcore heteroshreksual... He must be pretty eager it get his donkey in someone's swamp..."
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Get the heteroshreksual mug.When you are only sexually, aesthetically, physically, or romantically attracted to Dress-code Jamie’s.
Brody: “I’m HeteroLeteroSexual!”
Kenny: “What does that mean?”
Brody: “You know Dress-code Jamie? Yeah, I love that girl.”
Kenny: “What does that mean?”
Brody: “You know Dress-code Jamie? Yeah, I love that girl.”
by rochi November 21, 2019
Get the HeteroLeteroSexual mug.When someone is so heterosexual that it seems to have its own aura. You know that they’re heterosexual simply by looking at them and it is so invasive and aggressive you can’t ignore it.
e.g Frat boys, dudes who wear sports jerseys and shorts in blizzards, Kyles etc.
e.g Frat boys, dudes who wear sports jerseys and shorts in blizzards, Kyles etc.
David: Look at that guy over there.
Jamie: Damn he’s so aggressively heterosexual. He just oozes “bro”.
Jamie: Damn he’s so aggressively heterosexual. He just oozes “bro”.
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