herpy

1. Very common abbreviation for "herpetophile": someone who likes reptiles. This is generally either:

a) A furry fan who likes scalies (anthropomorphic lizards, saurians, and/or dragons), or

b) Someone who likes reptiles as pets, or

c) Someone who avidly studies herpetology.

2. Abbreviation for Herpy Reptile Lover's Community, an archive of scaly art, scaly porn, and reptile reference photography (herpy.net).

It wasn't until I saw my wife masturbating to pictures of Robbie from Disney's "Dinosaurs" that I realized how much of a herpy she was.

by Trickster Wolf June 30, 2011

Huspy

Huspy,A man who is only attracted to women with facial hair.

You ain't nothin' but a huspy.
That huspy just hit on my girlfriend.

by Murles Brazen May 29, 2008

Helpy Helpington

An individual who ceaselessly dispenses unsolicited advice.

The longest tenured employee of the company who can tell you the correct way to do any job because he's done them all. Helpy Helpingtons are usually content to blend into their environment but when an opportunity arises for them to show their expertise they are compelled to impose their solution on you. "Nobody likes a Helpy Helpington."

by Baby mufuckin Spanky October 17, 2008

HESP

The male version of extra sensory perception. It's not quite ESP and it's much less developed than SHESP.

EXAMPLE 1:
After I told my girlfriend that her muffin top was not as sexy as her daughter's muffin top, my HESP kicked in and I had a vague feeling that she was upset about something.

EXAMPLE 2:

His girlfriend replied, "How you know I got the clap? You got some kind of HESP or something?"

by realmofdads December 20, 2012

Hespling telling

Hespling telling is when you’re sleeping and telling stupid dumb shit out loud

Roommate 1: (Zzz)Huh lung ze ta nid too bitch.
Roommate 2: Hey bro he’s Hespling telling.
Roommate 3: Yea Ik.

by RAS-T king June 20, 2018

Helpy

Helpy people assist in such a way that the task becomes more messy and complex and takes far longer than it would if you'd just done it yourself. Helpyness is small children or pets assisting with cooking or folding clothes, or anyone you don't know offering to help set up a tent.

Because Poppy was so helpy with the cooking, I had to clean cake mix off the ceiling.

by Belvin Mragg April 16, 2020

helpy

Said of someone providing unwanted assistance or advice, often in a context-insensitive, ineffectual, and condescending manner.

The manager delegated it to me, but then got helpy when I started trying to get it done, so I'll have to do it over when I'm alone in the office.

by irnphnx October 23, 2020