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Herschel's Law

Law of internet forums stating that any post conflating "Uranus" with "your anus" shall be down-voted to oblivion for being brain-meltingly unoriginal.
Uranus is nineteen times further from the sun than Earth, and therefore receives 1/360th the amount of sunlight. +3

Uranus is where the sun don't shine! -5,000,000; Herschel's Law invoked
by Sir William Herschel December 30, 2018
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Herschel Highway.

She wouldn’t let me have sex with her before marriage, but was happy to give up her Herschel Highway.
by Yentl March 29, 2021
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Herschel walkin

Telling stories and anecdotes that make no sense whatsoever, or just outright lies. Similar to, but less mind-boggling than Donald Trumpin.
Gary: Did you see that Herschel Walker has kids he’s not in contact with after criticizing absentee fathers?
Tim: Aw that’s just Herschel Walker out here Herschel Walkin.
Gary: Did you see that weird story he told about a bull that essentially says people should stick with what they’ve got, which kind of indicates they SHOULDN’T vote for him?
Tim: He really needs an MRI.
by justputitinthegroundwater September 8, 2022
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Hershel Walk

(Verb) To avoid responsibility and when confronted publicly to continue to lie about an abortion or the past relationships the individual had with their former partner. Not the latest Tiktok dance move.
"That man is a deadbeat father. He Hershel walked out of my life and doesn't even want to see his kids."
by The_Ish October 10, 2022
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dirty Hershel

Dirty Hershel is a Jiu jitsu wrist lock, brought on really quick leading to a lot of pain.
I had to tap out because he dirty hersheled me.
by Bjj123 February 14, 2023
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hershall

Devilishly handsome, with a fanstastic brain to compliment his looks. Hershall has a lovely way with words and regularly utilises a vocabulary that extends almost as far as his manhood. He falls in love with every woman he sets his eyes on which can be quite emotionally wearing at times, but makes him that much more adorable. Quite simply, the most charming man alive.
Anyone that's ever met Hershall: "He's just... sob ... so beautiful"
by Not Hershall August 16, 2015
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Herschel Walker

Winter beverage consisting of half-coffee, half-hot chocolate.
If it were the summer I would enjoy an Arnold Palmer, however being as its the winter I will instead enjoy a Herschel Walker.
by proper rep March 4, 2009
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