Hernandez

1.Commonly used to describe someone or something very large.
2.Someone who eats a lot all the time.

1.Dude youre cat is huge! Hes such a Hernandez!
2.Man last night I pigged out like no ones business! I did such a Hernandez!

by C.L. January 16, 2007

Hernandezed

On June 26, 2013, Aaron Hernandez, Tight End for the New England Patriots, was taken from his home in handcuffs and into police custody. The Patriots released Hernandez later that day. Currently, Hernandez is a suspect in a police investigation surrounding the murder of an associate, Odin Lloyd.

Hernandezed (verb) 1. to proverbially kill or slaughter (usually a joke or story)

Note: can have positive or negative connotation.

Taylor: "Enough jokes about Aaron Hernandez and Ray Lewis - I'm laughing to DEATH".
Greg: "Wow, you really 'Hernandezed' that one."

by pancakmakr June 28, 2013

Sneaky Hernandez

When your favorite uncle (or relative with the same surname) invites you over for drinks and you challenge him to epic libations. Before you know it, you are throwing up pink pasta in the back yard from downing red margaritas. Never try to keep up with a Hernandez.

Last night my uncle pulled an epic Sneaky Hernandez. I was humbled to oblivion and my stomach was in shambles!!!

by One man party!! June 13, 2023

Hernandez

Hernandez is a typical last name of a latino who has a big penis and handsome face and steal anygirl

“Omg that hernandez dude is handsome i wonder how big is penis is

by Sksjdheiwiebebeveh April 16, 2021

hernandez

noun: One of which comes from mexico and cant read. She usually smells of cabbage and hot dogs.

Man your such a hernandez

by freeballs September 15, 2006

Creamy Hernandez

When a man is about to cum from receiving fellatio and quickly removes his penis from his victims mouth and thrusts it up their nostrel so that he ejaculates just as he achieves maximum nostrel penetration.

Man that chick is so hot, i would love to give her the old Creamy Hernandez.
Alex is such a prick, last night he gave me the Creamy Hernandez.
Emma took a Creamy Hernandez from her cousin, and loved it.
Cory lost his sense of smell after I gave him the Creamy Hernandez.

by LambBearPig August 17, 2009

Gone forever, Aaron Hernandez

A phrase used to describe when something or someone is gone forever, like Aaron Hernandez.

"You think she's the one?"
"Nah, Im just trynna hit it once then I'm Gone forever, Aaron Hernandez."

by fijihasbiggay November 12, 2020