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Anyone who engages in actions, statements, or thoughts against the Imperial Truth of the God-Emperor of Mankind.

Such categories for groups that would be classified as Heretics include, but are not limited to: Furries, SJWs, anime girls, communists, anarchists, Nazis, environmentalists, etc.
Furry: UWU

Brother Midael: "Heretic! I've got you now!" *Proceeds to decapitate the furry heretic*

heretics 

A broad term usually applied to: Orks, furries, feminists, college students, Tumblr users, Reptilians, and ten year olds.

According to the Heresy Decree by the Law of the Imperial Truth, any members within these groups is automatically deemed a heretic.
Brother Midael: "The heretics......... the lowest form of living creature in reality."

Hermitical Haiku

Words or sentences offered as prose, but often appearing as insightful poetry, by which very little effort is given to the expression of feelings and ideas, but often providing, provoking or showing creative or spiritual inspiration.
Ponder this, my Hermitical Haiku:
"That's right, your latte is ready
Love is like a fart, if you have to force it it's probably shit
I can't keep them off me
Ordering coffee black
Lives matter"
Hermitical Haiku by Gary Hupps August 11, 2016

hermetically 

sealed by a dude to a reasonable degree
Dan hermetically sealed the chips for Brian in a ziplock baggie.
hermetically by Pseudonym May 13, 2005

Heretics 

A broad term usually applied to the lowest forms of humanity out there: Orks, furries, feminists, college students, Tumblr users, Reptilians, and anime goddesses.

According to the Heresy Decree by the Law of the Imperial Truth, any members within these groups is automatically deemed a heretic.
According to the Codex Astartes, "All Heretics are to be purged instantly. If non-Heretics are found sheltering, befriending, or in any way expressing sympathy to a Heretic, they are, themselves, Heretics, and are to be purged at once."
Brother Midael: "Heretics....... the lowest form of creatures in existence."

hermeticlock

2b2t player with a hilariously large ad budget. (taken verbatim from his instagram bio)
that feeling when oldfags get hermeticlock ads in their insta
hermeticlock by InvaderInvader October 28, 2020