by flyingdog February 2, 2008
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Dude 1: Dude, can you imagine waking up and seeing a herculenis dangiling above your face?!
Dude 2: Ewwww! Dude, i'd punch it like a punching bag!
Doctor: So, what seems to be the problem here?
Man: I have such a herculenis that when i was riding my bike naked, it got mangled in the chain!
Doctor: Jesus Christ! Thats a hell of a herculenis!
Dude 2: Ewwww! Dude, i'd punch it like a punching bag!
Doctor: So, what seems to be the problem here?
Man: I have such a herculenis that when i was riding my bike naked, it got mangled in the chain!
Doctor: Jesus Christ! Thats a hell of a herculenis!
by the artful badger September 15, 2008
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Mark, I like to think that I pulled a Herlockerian, i.e., took responsibility to get a speaker, failed to carry out my responsibility, then got someone else to be responsible for me, with the end result being that we have a speaker for tomorrow.
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